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posted by Jay D. on 9/19/2014

How You Like My New Coffee Table?

You like my new coffee table? It is pretty sweet, I made it all selling drugs. That and pimping out a few bitches. So enjoy the chips and salsa, but remember we have strip searches before you leave the house. I don't want you building a coffee table with my money.
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eat3beans
Snack time with scarface
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 1:05 PM

vulture
with all the cash you would have thought it would have come on a mahogony pallet
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 1:06 PM

nucnfuts
I just need one slice of that pie to make things so much better.
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 1:08 PM

crazyvet
So, your new job at the U.S. Mint has been going well?
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 1:09 PM

sirfartsalot
I’ll take two pallets please.
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 1:49 PM

ribspreader
for enjoying "Colombian" coffee
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 1:59 PM

rockinron
they don’t clean and polish their coffee table, they laundry it.
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 2:05 PM

potrostation
The Hiezenburg.
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 2:07 PM

cellule
How the fuck can you snort lines on this shit?
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 2:27 PM

pinchetumadre
"Im not the one who opens the door Skylar...IM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!!!"
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 2:47 PM

wifebeater2000
obamas celebrating the new immigration laws
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 2:55 PM

goodster
1,080,000 mill. if al the stacks are even.
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 3:01 PM

bigtex
It's not in great condition and don't match the interior, I'll give you $100 for it!!
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 3:09 PM

xizang
Michelle Obama’s vacation budget. Just for next month.
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 3:25 PM

darksider803
DAM I IS HUNGRY DUDE REAL HUNGRY!!!!
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 3:34 PM

vikingshill
Brilliant! Hide it in plain sight, no one will notice
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 4:01 PM

mrlongshot
Now this is one person I would help move. "No, its not shorter. Just looks that way in this new house".
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 4:28 PM

whobe
Better hope the house don’t catch fire.
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 4:30 PM

fuckybrained
It will be an end table by the end of the day
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 5:44 PM

picklehiesner
Looks expensive
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 6:46 PM

ouch
If that was my table I would be buying V.I.P’s for everyone at CrazyShit just to get +1’s. I’m needy lol
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 6:48 PM

nybadguy
I have a fork lift man. Holla.
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 6:52 PM

fulmerino
@ouch there you go. I’ll give you one just for the good intentions.
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posted on: 09-19-14 @ 8:21 PM

captjim
OH MY GOD!! I love salsa and nachos !
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posted on: 09-20-14 @ 2:18 AM

handsomedevil
However, the dip was a bit too rich...
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posted on: 09-20-14 @ 7:12 AM

mykejp
Looks like they got that coffee table from Scrooge McDuck.
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posted on: 09-20-14 @ 7:41 AM

edrich
My wife says ’bigger’!!!!
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posted on: 09-20-14 @ 8:57 AM

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