How You like my new coffee table?

You like my new coffee table? It is pretty sweet, I made it all selling drugs. That and pimping out a few bitches. So enjoy the chips and salsa, but remember we have strip searches before you leave the house. I don't want you building a coffee table with my money.

27 Comments
  • eat3beans September 19, 2014

    Snack time with scarface

    +7
  • vulture September 19, 2014

    with all the cash you would have thought it would have come on a mahogony pallet

    +5
  • nucnfuts September 19, 2014

    I just need one slice of that pie to make things so much better.

    +1
  • crazyvet September 19, 2014

    So, your new job at the U.S. Mint has been going well?

    +1
  • sirfartsalot September 19, 2014

    I'll take two pallets please.

    +2
  • ribspreader September 19, 2014

    for enjoying "Colombian" coffee

    +0
  • rockinron September 19, 2014

    they don't clean and polish their coffee table, they laundry it.

    +3
  • potrostation September 19, 2014

    The Hiezenburg.

    +5
  • cellule September 19, 2014

    How the fuck can you snort lines on this shit?

    +3
  • pinchetumadre September 19, 2014

    \"Im not the one who opens the door Skylar...IM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!!!\"

    +1
  • wifebeater2000 September 19, 2014

    obamas celebrating the new immigration laws

    -2
  • goodster September 19, 2014

    1,080,000 mill. if al the stacks are even.

    +0
  • bigtex September 19, 2014

    It's not in great condition and don't match the interior, I'll give you $100 for it!!

    +5
  • xizang September 19, 2014

    Michelle Obama's vacation budget. Just for next month.

    +0
  • darksider803 September 19, 2014

    DAM I IS HUNGRY DUDE REAL HUNGRY!!!!

    +0
  • vikingshill September 19, 2014

    Brilliant! Hide it in plain sight, no one will notice

    +4
  • mrlongshot September 19, 2014

    Now this is one person I would help move. \"No, its not shorter. Just looks that way in this new house\".

    +0
  • whobe September 19, 2014

    Better hope the house don't catch fire.

    +2
  • fuckybrained September 19, 2014

    It will be an end table by the end of the day

    +2
  • picklehiesner September 19, 2014

    Looks expensive

    +0
  • ouch September 19, 2014

    If that was my table I would be buying V.I.P's for everyone at CrazyShit just to get +1's. I'm needy lol

    +1
  • nybadguy September 19, 2014

    I have a fork lift man. Holla.

    +1
  • fulmerino September 19, 2014

    @ouch there you go. I'll give you one just for the good intentions.

    +0
  • captjim September 20, 2014

    OH MY GOD!! I love salsa and nachos !

    +0
  • handsomedevil September 20, 2014

    However, the dip was a bit too rich...

    +0
  • mykejp September 20, 2014

    Looks like they got that coffee table from Scrooge McDuck.

    +0
  • edrich September 20, 2014

    My wife says 'bigger'!!!!

    +0
 
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