Poor Kid Never Had a Chance

Come on Dad of the Year, give your kid a chance. I realize that when you ride a scooter, your life expectancy is just about 2 months after you start riding a scooter in Asia. But the poor kid. Let him live! It's probably best if you put the kid down in the middle of the street now and drive away. Maybe some nice car driving people will adopt him or her.

16 Comments
  • eat3beans September 19, 2014

    The fucked up part is they're probably gonna survive- only to go on and breed into the hundreds then thousands

    +2
  • vulture September 19, 2014

    driving into oncoming traffic over there is commiting suicide

    +1
  • potrostation September 19, 2014

    Launch the baby!

    +0
  • rockinron September 19, 2014

    kids gonna be fine. daddys not asian.

    +0
  • cellule September 19, 2014

    There goes a bambino pizza..

    +1
  • longhungwong September 19, 2014

    I still can't that white girl with yoga pants image out of my head...

    +0
  • bigtex September 19, 2014

    That's how he makes more money delivering pizza, pitty tips!

    +0
  • goodster September 19, 2014

    Looks like the kid jumped already because he knew what was coming.

    +4
  • whobe September 19, 2014

    No kid, carrier must be stolen.

    +0
  • happyjack September 19, 2014

    Yeah unless the baby is a microscopic fetus it appears as though his carrier is empty.

    +0
  • fuckybrained September 19, 2014

    There has to be better ways to tote your drugs to that deal

    +0
  • ouch September 19, 2014

    @happyjack Yeah I'm with you on this one but since I don't like you I have to disagree out of principle lol

    +2
  • picklehiesner September 19, 2014

    The baby is on his lap not in the carrier

    +3
  • happyjack September 19, 2014

    @ouch I know what you mean. +1 for you.

    +1
  • captjim September 20, 2014

    What are y'all bitchin' about, the baby is in a safety seat.

    +0
  • handsomedevil September 20, 2014

    Baby \"boomer\" means something entirely different in the 3rd world.

    +0
 
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