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posted by Jay D. on 9/26/2014

Burglar Gave Shrooms To Dog

Talk about your tough breaks. There you are jerking off, and some dude breaks into the house. Then, he records you still beating off. Why wouldn't you stop beating off? That's another discussion. Then he feeds the dog shrooms which kills the dog. That's a sad day, but probably the dog is way happier in the afterlife.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
vulture
OK own up which one of you peanuts is Cole Avenue
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 1:46 PM

potrostation
That’s his story and he’s sticking to it.
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 2:03 PM

whobe
+12
They got the story wrong. It goes a guy with a large mushroom shaped dickhead got it caught in his dogs ass, meanwhile a burglar broke into his house and pulled some monster anal beads out of the owners ass causing a massive prolapse, at that point the dog spun around and accidentally bit the owner in his ass this allowed the burglar to escape and the owner died from an exploding prolapse. Later the burglar was found at a pawn shop selling the anal beads and was forced to pay restitution to the dog and to pick up its shit for 2 years and one day. If I hear something different I’ll let you all know.
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 2:07 PM

rockinron
something tells me old rover was gonna get rolled over and violated in the brown eye, if he wouldnt have died!
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 2:08 PM

bigtex
He fucked his dog to death and this is the story he made up. Shrooms are too expensive these days to just give to a dog!
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 2:11 PM

fuzzynaval420
I'd save that clipping an post it on my fridge.
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 2:18 PM

truckingman
First, an Assholic FUCK bakes in to Cole’s house. Second, this FUCK heads down to the basement and, at gun point, humiliatedly films Cole masturbate. Finally before leaving, the FUCK feeds cole’s dog shrooms that kill the poor thing. This is why I beleave in the second amendment, Cole should’ve had the chance to deffend him self from ASSHOLIC FUCKS like this piece of SHIT, MF" FUCK!!!!
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 2:22 PM

truckingman
Also, how many shrooms were fed to Cole’s dog? If shrooms are that powerful why the Fuck eat them??? Confused as MF" hell, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 2:37 PM

johnhancock
^^ Damn ^^^ Lay off the fucking coke Truckingman
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 2:37 PM

mykejp
What an amazing story. I bet the victim writes children's books too.
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 2:41 PM

truckingman
@johnhancock: I do not crack...
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 2:41 PM

slippy
It all makes perfect sense to me.
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 2:42 PM

nybadguy
I bet the cops will have a good laugh when they find that camera.
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 2:43 PM

fuzzynaval420
@truckingman: when exactly are you gonna dump a bucket of shit on your head.
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 3:08 PM

ballshorts
I wanna see the video
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 3:23 PM

johnhancock
@truckingman... I bet you left that second comment because you forgot to leave your signature...............
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 3:23 PM

truckingman
@johnhancock: Sometime I don’t sign my post based on how I feel at the time. Example, the second post, I was annoyed at the time... Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 3:30 PM

xizang
Which one of you was this?
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 3:44 PM

sirfartsalot
I know how it is Cole. When your in the final stretch stop for nothing! lmfao!
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 4:46 PM

truckingman
@fuzzynaval420: Fuck you....
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 6:22 PM

johnhancock
lol
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 6:37 PM

fuckybrained
Wish we coud some how see the dogs trip before it died. Giant tennis balls warping through the walls and the doggie treats are walking on the ceiling and master has peanut butter on that thing he's shaking
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 7:31 PM

fulmerino
It was me....and there wasn’t anything to steal. Dude had a weird cock, so I took a picture of it, and sent it to Crazy Shit. No video was made, that part was a lie. I didn’t think it would kill the dog, though. That kinda hurt my feelings. He was cool.
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 8:27 PM

cellule
If this is making it in the newspaper, you should see my gf empty the dishwaser.
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posted on: 09-26-14 @ 11:09 PM

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