Get Your Chicken From Dick

All I wanted was to get some chicken to eat, but now they got me wanting to fuck the chicken. Or at least jack off on it. I don't want to burn my dick on some hot chicken skin. Damn you, Dick, and you succulent chicken.

21 Comments
  • lobster September 28, 2014

    The preferred take-away brand for Coolio's hub

    +0
  • 2indastink September 28, 2014

    Dick loves cock.

    +0
  • rockinron September 28, 2014

    they got the best white chicks with tits and black chicks asses in town!

    +0
  • goodster September 28, 2014

    Nothin better than some greasy breasts or thighs!

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  • jlm77 September 28, 2014

    @ronsbitchass thank you Mr fuckin obvious we didn't notice that

    +3
  • fuckybrained September 28, 2014

    Honey, why is there fried chicken breading in your pubes?

    +0
  • potrostation September 28, 2014

    Ouch will never go to KFC again.

    +1
  • fuckybrained September 28, 2014

    I get it now, you get to fuck the chicken before they kill it and cook it for you

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  • happyjack September 28, 2014

    Crazyshit picture stash is getting low.

    +4
  • donunderstan September 28, 2014

    And yet I can't open a strip club in the strip mall across the street from a school.

    +1
  • big_daddy305 September 28, 2014

    The one next to the "D" is a rooster. You're all a bunch of fags!

    +0
  • longhungwong September 28, 2014

    At least its a Dick's Chicken and not another Chicks with a Dick pic. Yes I'm on to your subliminal message dammit!

    +2
  • longhungwong September 28, 2014

    ^^ Yes.. Adam I'm on to your subliminal message.

    +0
  • randybobandy September 28, 2014

    It's not a restaurant. It's a strip club for towel heads. They do seem to love animal pussy!

    +0
  • matv September 28, 2014

    texas fried chicken dick

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  • bigtex September 28, 2014

    Big_daddy305, in the picture it has tits, but I wwon't argue, I believe you know your cocks!!

    +0
  • wifebeater2000 September 28, 2014

    unleaded taquria sounds easier to digest

    +0
  • dullfeathers September 29, 2014

    As succul

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  • dullfeathers September 29, 2014

    As succulent as bacon is...I'll never try chicks with dicks.

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  • barfola September 29, 2014

    Taqueira? Is that a shooter chinamen drink with lemon and salt?

    -1
  • captjim September 29, 2014

    So... instead of saying "Want some KFC?" you say "Want some Dicks?"

    +0
 
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