Let Me Put My Face In Your Lap

I'd like to think that this is what our crazyshit fans look like. Just a bunch of hot sluts browsing the site with their perfect tits out and playing with their pussies. But I'm pretty sure most of you are fat middle-aged dudes whose wives stopped having sex with you over 10 years ago.

28 Comments
  • 2indastink September 28, 2014

    id fuck her right in the colon.

    +2
  • fuckybrained September 28, 2014

    We will all pretend that's what all crazyshitters look like

    +1
  • fuckybrained September 28, 2014

    Oops, I guess I seen the titties before I read the description

    +0
  • whobe September 28, 2014

    Id be happy just to smell the lap top.

    +2
  • bennyboy19 September 28, 2014

    Adam, you're right at the second part.

    +1
  • spazman September 28, 2014

    I'm not saying a fucking thing until I confirm rather or not its covering a cock.

    +3
  • donunderstan September 28, 2014

    OK. My crooked dick would leave her with scoliosis. And a BIG smile.

    -1
  • potrostation September 28, 2014

    Now in pussy vision!

    +0
  • eat3beans September 28, 2014

    Nice b cups! I'd blow my goo on those

    +0
  • ouch September 28, 2014

    Whats Her/His hand hiding and who sent it in lol Mohahahahahaha

    -1
  • cthulu September 28, 2014

    Hmm I don't know...that big ass forehead and her blocking a potential bulge...I'll pass

    +0
  • rockinron September 28, 2014

    FHRITP!!!!!!

    +1
  • goodster September 28, 2014

    I'd rather get a good look at a T-Bone by looking up a bulls ass!

    +0
  • azzholee September 28, 2014

    she looks manly

    +1
  • matv September 28, 2014

    I fit the demographic for this site. disabled, online all day, overweight, middle aged & I'm a widow, so sexing my wife would get me on here under "bizarre sex acts" or "WTF?"

    +0
  • longhungwong September 28, 2014

    I sure hope that laptop doesn't have a floppy.

    +0
  • honkie365 September 28, 2014

    It looks like she has a gob of cocksnot in the inner corner of her right eye.

    +2
  • sirfartsalot September 28, 2014

    I'm calling tranny.

    +1
  • sickasfaqu September 28, 2014

    Where's the dick??

    +0
  • dog66 September 28, 2014

    spot on old champ!

    +0
  • bigtex September 28, 2014

    Adam you're wrong, I had sex with my wife just 3 years ago, it was a threesome, that's where I met my girlfriend!

    +0
  • fulmerino September 28, 2014

    I don't fit that description...I'm 34, screwed my wife last night and I'm Prolly gonna do it again tonight, and 6'2" 230. Not fat, but not really in shape. 18 years of cigarettes and enough beer to float a party barge has already taken its toll on my body.

    -2
  • vaticider September 28, 2014

    You don't cover your pussy like your grabbing a bike handle.

    +0
  • ouch September 28, 2014

    Either way I'd hit it and let it hit me Crazy Cracker Pow pOw poW!

    -2
  • yeknom September 29, 2014

    Wives? Don't be stupid. No one would marry one of us.

    +0
  • ouch September 29, 2014

    @sirfartsalot Whats her number?

    +0
  • captjim September 29, 2014

    Fuck the bitch, she's not using Apple

    +0
  • cellule September 30, 2014

    America uses 70% of the internet for porn. ..What a shame, you fuckers are waisting 30%.

    +1
 
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