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posted by Adam H. on 9/30/2014

This Pizza Is Making Me Horny

I was hungry so I ordered this pizza, and now I'm not even hungry. Just horny. They've got me wanting to order a hooker now, but the problem with that is I don't want to eat a hooker's ass and pussy. Hmmm, do I know any sluts that will fuck for some pizza? Let's find out.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
vikingshill
Sorry, I don't like anchovies on my pizza
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posted on: 09-30-14 @ 1:27 PM

longhungwong
Lightfighter would order the sausage lovers.
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posted on: 09-30-14 @ 1:40 PM

bigtex
I prefer my pussy without cheese!!
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posted on: 09-30-14 @ 1:43 PM

fistermister
I’m not oppose to eating the box too.
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posted on: 09-30-14 @ 1:44 PM

sharkbait
Hope the crust isn’t sourdough.
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posted on: 09-30-14 @ 1:57 PM

whobe
There was a hair in mine.
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posted on: 09-30-14 @ 2:00 PM

potrostation
Two great things that come in triangles.
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posted on: 09-30-14 @ 2:10 PM

mykejp
I can do without the yeast in her dough.
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posted on: 09-30-14 @ 2:11 PM

goodster
Nothin better than a hot greasy pie.
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posted on: 09-30-14 @ 4:09 PM

oldunclejohn
What if a gay guy orders and this is what he gets. He just imagines it's a tranny!
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posted on: 09-30-14 @ 4:38 PM

bribo
only a gay guy would be thinking that @oldunclejohnn
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posted on: 10-01-14 @ 3:17 PM

rockinron
so thats hat a hair pie is!
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posted on: 10-03-14 @ 11:31 PM

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