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25 Comments
  • 2indastink September 30, 2014

    looks like cockinron's office.

    +8
  • fistermister September 30, 2014

    Now I see what they're talking about with the 72 virgins. It all makes sense now.

    +4
  • whobe September 30, 2014

    Alright who's walk in is this?

    +0
  • vikingshill September 30, 2014

    I guess everybody needs a hobby

    +1
  • longhungwong September 30, 2014

    If I wanted to see a bunch of pricks I'd visit my family damned it!

    +3
  • wifebeater2000 September 30, 2014

    the tools used in cockinrons back surgery

    +2
  • fuckybrained September 30, 2014

    Wanna punish some rapists? Just grab a t-shirt launcher and stock up some fine ammo here

    +0
  • bigtex September 30, 2014

    So this is what the Crazyshit office looks like!!

    +3
  • whobe September 30, 2014

    This was found at your colonoscopy Dr.'s office.

    +0
  • goodster September 30, 2014

    Hacked photos from the cloud of Adams pantry.

    +2
  • redhedridr September 30, 2014

    No one noticed the top shelf says "SANDWICH"?

    +3
  • sirfartsalot September 30, 2014

    That is a nice collection you have Adam.

    +0
  • feelnlow September 30, 2014

    I think this is what NASCAR driver's bolt to there seat so they won't fly out of the car during a crash.

    +1
  • xizang September 30, 2014

    Reminds me of a penis museum. But they mostly just have real penises and balls there.

    +0
  • cthulu September 30, 2014

    Some of those look kind of diseased and fuzzy

    +1
  • goodster September 30, 2014

    I bet lightfighter spends at least an hour staring at this.

    +1
  • solidbriscoe September 30, 2014

    And when you by 11 dildos, you get the 12th dildo for just one penny.

    +0
  • captainkidd September 30, 2014

    I bet these would work great in a potato cannon. Imagine getting blasted by a dildo flying 600 miles per hour.

    +4
  • mrlongshot September 30, 2014

    Why does it say sandwich on the shelf?

    +0
  • potrostation September 30, 2014

    Kansas tax confiscation auction.

    +0
  • eat3beans October 1, 2014

    Where's the used section, I'll choose from the ones with potato chips flaking off

    +0
  • loulou October 1, 2014

    Big deal. If I wanted to see a picture of Congress in action I would read the news.

    +5
  • ghosthunter October 1, 2014

    Walmart for Whores..

    +0
  • cellule October 1, 2014

    Toys'R'sluts.

    +0
  • el_chingon October 1, 2014

    So this is Where whores can get a sack full of dicks!

    +0
 
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