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posted by Adam H. on 10/1/2014

Get Off My Yard

If they're on my yard does that mean I get to keep them? It seems fair enough to me since these assholes woke me up right in the middle of a kick ass dream where I was about to be the judge of a blowjob contest for a Jewish girls college volleyball team.
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Accidents


Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

#BlackCocksMatter

She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
vulture
well its differant from have a gnome on the front lawn
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posted on: 10-01-14 @ 1:07 PM

whobe
Dude you left your headlights on.
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posted on: 10-01-14 @ 1:07 PM

yeayeayea
where is the blood and the crushed skulls?
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posted on: 10-01-14 @ 1:12 PM

bigtex
Boring!
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posted on: 10-01-14 @ 1:18 PM

fistermister
That fucking tree came out of nowhere.
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posted on: 10-01-14 @ 1:21 PM

cellule
Never ask a woman to pilot a lawnmower.
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posted on: 10-01-14 @ 1:38 PM

sexwithyourmom
Drinking and driving is always a great combination to see wonderful carnage
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posted on: 10-01-14 @ 1:39 PM

potrostation
Flipping cars.
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posted on: 10-01-14 @ 2:02 PM

longhungwong
This what happens with Supergirl refuses to drive at her time of the month.
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posted on: 10-01-14 @ 2:51 PM

longhungwong
bah.,. refuses to fly.. fuck it who cares.
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posted on: 10-01-14 @ 2:52 PM

sirfartsalot
Who knew trucks grow on trees?
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posted on: 10-01-14 @ 3:42 PM

mykejp
No blood and guts? Meh!
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posted on: 10-01-14 @ 5:51 PM

vaticider
To live next to this asshole and his two forty year old retarded sons...pft..
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posted on: 10-01-14 @ 7:01 PM

sbohica
Hey dude, "where's my car?", I don't know, "where's ur car dude".... CSFL bitches
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posted on: 10-01-14 @ 7:09 PM

goodster
Hey,, Occifer,,,,,, Halfte you sheen whuure I parked my twruck??
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posted on: 10-01-14 @ 8:24 PM

Cory H.
Buttdarts on his phone.
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posted on: 10-02-14 @ 4:50 AM

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