Get Off My Yard

If they're on my yard does that mean I get to keep them? It seems fair enough to me since these assholes woke me up right in the middle of a kick ass dream where I was about to be the judge of a blowjob contest for a Jewish girls college volleyball team.

16 Comments
  • vulture October 1, 2014

    well its differant from have a gnome on the front lawn

    +1
  • whobe October 1, 2014

    Dude you left your headlights on.

    +1
  • yeayeayea October 1, 2014

    where is the blood and the crushed skulls?

    +1
  • bigtex October 1, 2014

    Boring!

    +0
  • fistermister October 1, 2014

    That fucking tree came out of nowhere.

    +1
  • cellule October 1, 2014

    Never ask a woman to pilot a lawnmower.

    +0
  • sexwithyourmom October 1, 2014

    Drinking and driving is always a great combination to see wonderful carnage

    +0
  • potrostation October 1, 2014

    Flipping cars.

    +1
  • longhungwong October 1, 2014

    This what happens with Supergirl refuses to drive at her time of the month.

    +2
  • longhungwong October 1, 2014

    bah.,. refuses to fly.. fuck it who cares.

    +2
  • sirfartsalot October 1, 2014

    Who knew trucks grow on trees?

    +0
  • mykejp October 1, 2014

    No blood and guts? Meh!

    +0
  • vaticider October 1, 2014

    To live next to this asshole and his two forty year old retarded sons...pft..

    +0
  • sbohica October 1, 2014

    Hey dude, \"where's my car?\", I don't know, \"where's ur car dude\".... CSFL bitches

    +0
  • goodster October 1, 2014

    Hey,, Occifer,,,,,, Halfte you sheen whuure I parked my twruck??

    +0
  • Cory H. October 2, 2014

    Buttdarts on his phone.

    +0
 
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