Can You Spare Any Change?

Hey, you got 75 cents I can borrow? Oh, never mind. I'm not the biggest fan of your coin purse. Let me go see if that homeless guy has some change in his cup. I'm sure it's cleaner than yours.

28 Comments
  • crazyvet October 1, 2014

    There are better ways to make your dick more valuable.

    +1
  • fistermister October 1, 2014

    You know you're a fag when.

    +0
  • ih8dumbfux October 1, 2014

    he stuffed dimes in there quarters where to big

    +3
  • iluvkitty October 1, 2014

    What a nice big clit u have Adam!!!!

    +3
  • lobster October 1, 2014

    Nickels in his dick and penies up his ass

    +1
  • iluvkitty October 1, 2014

    Next time write "Crazyshit" on it. Or "CS", since that's all that will fit.

    +0
  • picklehiesner October 1, 2014

    1- your dick is about two inches you have no business posting a pic. 2- if you insist on posting a pic a little manscaping might help that poor little thing look a little less disgusting and a bit bigger and 3- just put your change in your pocket asshole

    +2
  • lick-yer-clit October 1, 2014

    is that the money shot

    +3
  • bigtex October 1, 2014

    He'll never be able to put that little fucker IN anything so I guess he figured he may as well put something in it!

    +1
  • whobe October 1, 2014

    This is why your mom said to never put coins in your mouth.

    +2
  • longhungwong October 1, 2014

    Uhm, I don't think that's how a sex change works man.

    +5
  • bribo October 1, 2014

    BREAKING NEWS: all jews refuse to get circumcised after seeing this pic

    +1
  • sexwithyourmom October 1, 2014

    Fingers are indicating just how small his dick is and life savings

    +1
  • fuckybrained October 1, 2014

    Yo junk has a grill!

    -1
  • sirfartsalot October 1, 2014

    I do this all the time before driving thru the toll booth. *grins*

    +0
  • tonyk October 1, 2014

    Now I feel a bit gay as I counted the change.

    +0
  • mykejp October 1, 2014

    I've known of someone who can fit a whole roll of quarters in his foreskin. That guy is an amateur.

    +0
  • longhungwong October 1, 2014

    You might also be part Jewish @tonyk

    +1
  • goodster October 1, 2014

    That's not what they mean bye "Coin Purse".

    +1
  • potrostation October 1, 2014

    He's not allowed to use the vending machine at work.

    +1
  • happyjack October 1, 2014

    FWP

    -6
  • potrostation October 2, 2014

    quarter staff

    +0
  • cellule October 2, 2014

    He called his weiner "The slut Machine".

    -2
  • captjim October 2, 2014

    he pays his $2 whores when he nuts.

    +0
  • oh-snap October 2, 2014

    The worst part about this whole thing is you can tell just how small his dick is cuz they had to zoom in so far you can see his hair follicles

    +0
  • Cory H. October 2, 2014

    Half of you fuckers thought them were Oreo's and poured a glass of milk.

    -3
  • dullfeathers October 3, 2014

    I hope there is more....I have "loads" of laundry to wash.

    +0
  • tardnugget October 18, 2014

    I got 99 problems but $2.75 in change stuffed in my foreskin aint one.

    +0
 
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