Hey, you got 75 cents I can borrow? Oh, never mind. I'm not the biggest fan of your coin purse. Let me go see if that homeless guy has some change in his cup. I'm sure it's cleaner than yours.
There are better ways to make your dick more valuable.
You know you're a fag when.
he stuffed dimes in there quarters where to big
What a nice big clit u have Adam!!!!
Nickels in his dick and penies up his ass
Next time write "Crazyshit" on it. Or "CS", since that's all that will fit.
1- your dick is about two inches you have no business posting a pic. 2- if you insist on posting a pic a little manscaping might help that poor little thing look a little less disgusting and a bit bigger and 3- just put your change in your pocket asshole
is that the money shot
He'll never be able to put that little fucker IN anything so I guess he figured he may as well put something in it!
This is why your mom said to never put coins in your mouth.
Uhm, I don't think that's how a sex change works man.
BREAKING NEWS: all jews refuse to get circumcised after seeing this pic
Fingers are indicating just how small his dick is and life savings
Yo junk has a grill!
I do this all the time before driving thru the toll booth. *grins*
Now I feel a bit gay as I counted the change.
I've known of someone who can fit a whole roll of quarters in his foreskin. That guy is an amateur.
You might also be part Jewish @tonyk
That's not what they mean bye "Coin Purse".
He's not allowed to use the vending machine at work.
He called his weiner "The slut Machine".
he pays his $2 whores when he nuts.
The worst part about this whole thing is you can tell just how small his dick is cuz they had to zoom in so far you can see his hair follicles
Half of you fuckers thought them were Oreo's and poured a glass of milk.
I hope there is more....I have "loads" of laundry to wash.
I got 99 problems but $2.75 in change stuffed in my foreskin aint one.