I Think We Need Some Time Apart

Run, guy. Run as fast as you can and don't look back. Any chick who celebrates a one month anniversary and makes it public by writing all over your car is fucking insane. And you have only begun to scratch the surface of that insanity. Your best option is to leave in the middle of the night and start a new life with a new identity somewhere far away.

25 Comments
  • fuckybrained October 2, 2014

    Thanks? I liked you too...

    +1
  • fistermister October 2, 2014

    Well we could see at least one of her personalities likes this guy.

    +9
  • bigtex October 2, 2014

    Go get yourself some running shoes, immediately!!

    +0
  • cthulu October 2, 2014

    Never stick your dick in crazy

    +2
  • txdo_msk October 2, 2014

    Yeah, but crazy bitch sex...

    Phew!!

    +3
  • nybadguy October 2, 2014

    I'm wondering if a pussy whipped guy wrote that.

    +3
  • yeayeayea October 2, 2014

    Be afraid....

    +1
  • potrostation October 2, 2014

    Time to trade your Pathfinder in for a new one.

    +1
  • donunderstan October 2, 2014

    If she dabbed that on with a tampon and it's not red shoot her, then run.

    +0
  • whobe October 2, 2014

    That's what you get for taking your sisters virginity.

    +4
  • goodster October 2, 2014

    One Month??!!It's already to late for you buddy.

    +2
  • picklehiesner October 2, 2014

    Wash the windows get in and just keep driving

    -1
  • eat3beans October 2, 2014

    She probably fucks like a pissed rhino

    +1
  • wifebeater2000 October 2, 2014

    you fucked !!!!!

    +0
  • matv October 2, 2014

    I wudda been happier if the car got washed

    -1
  • longhungwong October 2, 2014

    Nothing scarier than hearing we would have beautiful kids together after a week of dating.

    +4
  • lobster October 2, 2014

    I see a whole lot of child support in this man's future

    +1
  • longhungwong October 2, 2014

    He might be able to get a hell of a blowjob out of this and get the fuck away if he plays his cards right.

    +2
  • white_devil October 2, 2014

    I bet he thought they were just having casual sex for that month. Oops

    +2
  • dullfeathers October 3, 2014

    Im sure it would have been happier if his hand sticker had the middle and index fingers up too.

    +0
  • rareranking October 3, 2014

    Either way it goes he's a goner!

    +0
  • rodeye2 October 3, 2014

    Can you say "bipolar".

    +0
  • ballshorts October 3, 2014

    Is She hot?

    +0
  • nh3kid October 3, 2014

    I see a restraining order in you future

    +0
  • tardnugget October 18, 2014

    Awwww dats scho schweet

    +0
 
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