Now You Are Going to Shit Yourself

You thought you were going to shit yourself before if you didn't get to the toilet in time. Then there is a big fucking snake taking a nap in the shitter. Fuck me, I'm just going to crap my pants as I run out of the house screaming. But first, I'm going to try and flush this fucker!

  • whobe October 3, 2014

    A good reason not to put the lid down.

  • vulture October 3, 2014

    hats off to however stood there and took that pic

  • fistermister October 3, 2014

    Look, Rockinron sent another picture of his shit.

  • mrlongshot October 3, 2014

    Damn, what did you eat?

  • bigtex October 3, 2014

    That snake is about to get shit on!

  • goodster October 3, 2014

    Now THAT is a bowl snake!!

  • fuckybrained October 3, 2014

    Doesn't make sense, I ate a garden snake, and this shit came out!

  • mykejp October 3, 2014

    That's a shitty place to leave a snake.

  • longhungwong October 3, 2014

    Aww... how cute it sleeping...

  • aquahollic October 3, 2014

    walking in on that I would burn the house down and never shit again

  • truckingman October 3, 2014

    "WHO THE MF" FUCK LET THEIR PET RED TAIL BOA ESCAPE!!!!" The pour thing die the this MF" apartment complexe 'SHIT PIPES...'

    Concerned, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

  • fulmerino October 3, 2014

    I'd shit anyway. It's a non poisonous constrictor. bite my ass bitch and eat shit.

  • potrostation October 3, 2014

    What? Like you dog doesn't drink out of the toilet?

  • insane_person October 4, 2014

    id be the one person to look at this and go 'looks like i have a new pet' and keep it.

    this also give a whole new and literal meaning to the term 'sewer snake'.

  • dullfeathers October 4, 2014

    I'd have slammed a weed waker in there on full throttle and made it look like what I shit out this morning after eating Checkers chili dogs last night.....fuckin damb!

  • redhedridr October 4, 2014

    I have to quit drinking, shit at least it ain't pink, BOMBS AWAY!

  • bucknuts October 4, 2014

    OOh No no no noooo!

  • cellule October 5, 2014

    You might be a redneck when your tapeworm looks like a boa.

  • darkmadness July 28, 2015

    Redtail boa, Non venomous, It was probably his pet that escaped out of its cage.

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