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posted by Jay D. on 10/3/2014

Now You Are Going To Shit Yourself

You thought you were going to shit yourself before if you didn't get to the toilet in time. Then there is a big fucking snake taking a nap in the shitter. Fuck me, I'm just going to crap my pants as I run out of the house screaming. But first, I'm going to try and flush this fucker!
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Triple BJ went horribly wrong

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Taking on a BIG cock!

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She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
whobe
A good reason not to put the lid down.
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posted on: 10-03-14 @ 1:07 PM

vulture
hats off to however stood there and took that pic
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posted on: 10-03-14 @ 1:10 PM

fistermister
Look, Rockinron sent another picture of his shit.
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posted on: 10-03-14 @ 1:31 PM

mrlongshot
Damn, what did you eat?
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posted on: 10-03-14 @ 2:18 PM

bigtex
That snake is about to get shit on!
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posted on: 10-03-14 @ 2:41 PM

goodster
Now THAT is a bowl snake!!
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posted on: 10-03-14 @ 4:55 PM

fuckybrained
Doesn't make sense, I ate a garden snake, and this shit came out!
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posted on: 10-03-14 @ 5:18 PM

mykejp
That's a shitty place to leave a snake.
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posted on: 10-03-14 @ 6:42 PM

longhungwong
Aww... how cute it sleeping...
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posted on: 10-03-14 @ 7:31 PM

aquahollic
walking in on that I would burn the house down and never shit again
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posted on: 10-03-14 @ 7:39 PM

truckingman
"WHO THE MF" FUCK LET THEIR PET RED TAIL BOA ESCAPE!!!!" The pour thing die the this MF" apartment complexe ’SHIT PIPES...’ Concerned, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 10-03-14 @ 7:50 PM

fulmerino
I’d shit anyway. It’s a non poisonous constrictor. bite my ass bitch and eat shit.
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posted on: 10-03-14 @ 7:53 PM

potrostation
What? Like you dog doesn’t drink out of the toilet?
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posted on: 10-03-14 @ 9:26 PM

insane_person
id be the one person to look at this and go ’looks like i have a new pet’ and keep it. this also give a whole new and literal meaning to the term ’sewer snake’.
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posted on: 10-03-14 @ 11:50 PM

dullfeathers
I’d have slammed a weed waker in there on full throttle and made it look like what I shit out this morning after eating Checkers chili dogs last night.....fuckin damb!
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posted on: 10-04-14 @ 12:55 AM

redhedridr
I have to quit drinking, shit at least it ain’t pink, BOMBS AWAY!
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posted on: 10-04-14 @ 1:45 AM

bucknuts
OOh No no no noooo!
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posted on: 10-04-14 @ 12:58 PM

cellule
You might be a redneck when your tapeworm looks like a boa.
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posted on: 10-05-14 @ 2:44 AM

darkmadness
Redtail boa, Non venomous, It was probably his pet that escaped out of its cage.
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posted on: 07-28-15 @ 5:15 AM

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