Creative Way To Kill Yourself

Our old friend Henry was chatting with some NYPD and the dude gave him this picture of some guy who tied a chain around his neck, anchored it to something and then drove off into the sunset. That's a pretty awesome way to kill yourself. I wonder what happened to the car with a headless driver.

23 Comments
  • potrostation October 4, 2014

    Don't try thin in your Prius. People will just think you're masterbaiting.

    -1
  • 2indastink October 4, 2014

    He looks quite pleased with himself.....and so he fucking should.

    +8
  • xizang October 4, 2014

    How much a pound are human heads selling for these days? Besides the tongue and such that cannibals would be interested in, there's the skull. If he didn't bust his teeth and if his skull's intact, toss the head in with some maggots a few days, then some hydrogen peroxide an hour or two - then sell the skull on eBay. Good skulls sell for several hundred dollars!

    +3
  • donunderstan October 4, 2014

    Pathetic plea for help.

    +0
  • vulture October 4, 2014

    Henry sent this in so is it a repost ?

    +2
  • bigtex October 4, 2014

    That'd make a great Halloween decoration! Very realistic!

    +3
  • happyjack October 4, 2014

    Henry believed that story?

    +2
  • yeayeayea October 4, 2014

    Drama queen

    +2
  • douchebaggins October 4, 2014

    He gave the best head of his life that day.

    +4
  • loulou October 4, 2014

    You can take the chain off now, I don't think he is going anywhere any time soon!!

    +2
  • longhungwong October 4, 2014

    Never let life get a HEAD of you!..

    +1
  • fistermister October 4, 2014

    ♪Put a chain around my neck and lean me anywhere, O'wont you be,......♫

    +0
  • dozer67 October 4, 2014

    A Pitbull.

    +1
  • sbohica October 4, 2014

    Looks like hes aHead of the competition now! Damn, that was fuckin stupid... Fuck it!

    -1
  • whobe October 4, 2014

    Is it ok to play soccer.

    +1
  • slippy October 4, 2014

    worst photoshop ever

    +2
  • fuckybrained October 4, 2014

    He does kinda have a smug \"fuck yeah\" look for turning into tether ball

    +3
  • moobsmcgee October 4, 2014

    at Main Street Car Sales we have car prices so low will make heads roll

    +1
  • cellule October 4, 2014

    With this chain, nobody will steal your head.

    +1
  • rockinron October 5, 2014

    i wonder where he thought he was HEADed when he left

    +1
  • goodster October 6, 2014

    He was getting a divorce. "With this chain I Dehead!!"

    +1
  • truckingman October 7, 2014

    At lest he when out happy....

    Shaken his head, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • santjon1 November 22, 2014

    The chain ripped is head off his neck. He tied is neck with the chain and to a light post. He took off in his SUV and it didn't take too much from there.

    +0
 
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