He's Got A Lot Of Guts

He was working on the farm when the shredder stopped working. So obviously the logical thing to do is to stick your foot in there to try to get it working again, right? Wrong. As you might imagine, he didn't survive. And the farm work did not get finished.

29 Comments
  • fistermister October 5, 2014

    He must've thought he was trying to start my old 69 shovel. I had to kick that bitch 50 time to get her a go.

    +2
  • vulture October 5, 2014

    hey look what just came out of the sausage machine

    +1
  • potrostation October 5, 2014

    No dick. What's the point in living?

    +3
  • nucnfuts October 5, 2014

    so which one is the large and small intestine?

    +0
  • cellule October 5, 2014

    The ambulance was a 45' flatbed & a Peterbilt?

    +0
  • whobe October 5, 2014

    That's one hell of a tapeworm.

    +1
  • burlyfish October 5, 2014

    Hector Santiago some fucked up greasy wet back. a man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic farmer.And Hector Santiago will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster

    +1
  • pizzapie October 5, 2014

    Do him a favor and behead him

    +1
  • donunderstan October 5, 2014

    He or his family will probably sue because the sign that said \"Not a step\" wasn't in spanish.

    +4
  • bigtex October 5, 2014

    Smoked sausage anyone!??

    +0
  • clowney October 5, 2014

    i'm craving sausage n eggs

    +0
  • longhungwong October 5, 2014

    Three men in a sinking ship, a Chinese, a Mexican, and a White man. The Chinese man starts throwing out boxes of chopsticks and says plenty of these in my country, the Mexican starts throwing out boxes full of tequila bottles and says plenty of these in my country, White man throws the Mexican man overboard.. dammit!

    +4
  • xizang October 5, 2014

    The good news is, his family gets a coffin for half off.

    +3
  • randybobandy October 5, 2014

    Reminds me of that old song \" Half the man i used to be.\" Nirvana i think.

    +0
  • fulmerino October 5, 2014

    This is the evolution I believe in. I believe we were created so that the stupid people would weed themselves out.

    +0
  • chupamiverga October 5, 2014

    unplug anything you work on dipshit

    +1
  • uranus October 5, 2014

    It's easier to rip them out than it is to put them back

    +1
  • goodster October 6, 2014

    Sausage Anyone???!??

    +0
  • dullfeathers October 6, 2014

    There are easier ways to deal with constipation.

    +3
  • rodeye2 October 6, 2014

    So this is where my shreaded wheat comes from.

    +1
  • whobe October 6, 2014

    Not even 1/2 the man he use to be.

    +0
  • rockinron October 6, 2014

    to bad he died, that woulda made one helluva man cave story.

    +0
  • dozer67 October 6, 2014

    @burlyfish and he became the 6million Peso Man!!!

    +0
  • eat3beans October 6, 2014

    That fucker ate one too many brats

    +0
  • loulou October 7, 2014

    Did they really think they could save him? Mental fucking giants!!

    +0
  • loulou October 7, 2014

    @clowney, By the looks of this guy he lost his eggs.

    +0
  • loulou October 7, 2014

    @randybobandy, It's Radiohead "Creep".

    +0
  • sleeko October 7, 2014

    Fuck! Menudo, again?

    +0
  • ludenlasivius October 9, 2014

    Couple days late, but loulou & randybobandy... that's Stone Temple Pilots.

    +0
 
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