Check Out My Mini Me

Dude, I'm fucking jealous. I want a naked action figure of myself. That would be the shit. Although mine wouldn't look like a tattooed Jesus. Well, I mean what white people think Jesus looked like. Because it makes so much sense that Jesus was somehow the only whitey in the middle east. Stupid fucking white people.

29 Comments
  • vulture October 7, 2014

    the outline of that figure is screaming photoshop

    +1
  • donunderstan October 7, 2014

    Half the people in the world are dumber than the average person. Thinking about that me cringe.

    +1
  • fistermister October 7, 2014

    That was too easy, I found Waldo right away.

    +2
  • rockinron October 7, 2014

    if i had a mini me, barbie would have the hell raped outta her every night!

    +2
  • bigtex October 7, 2014

    Damn, you'd think that guy would exaggerate an area. Not too flattering, buddy!

    +6
  • potrostation October 7, 2014

    Now we know why Ken is smooth in the front.

    +3
  • fuzzynaval420 October 7, 2014

    If this was indeed real it'd be so kickass

    +1
  • longhungwong October 7, 2014

    By the looks of that doll this is the only way he can play with himself.

    +4
  • sitonurface October 7, 2014

    Adam, Jesus was a Jew... Jews are WHITE you retarded piece of idiot. But then again, you seem like one of those people that believes things without actually thinking. Lastly, Jesus' color shouldn't even be relevant... (I just wanted to point out how stupid you are)

    -6
  • Adam H. October 7, 2014

    It isn't relevant, sitonurface, but I thought it would be funny to piss you off. Keep telling yourself Jesus was white if it makes you feel better, but logic dictates that if you saw him on a plane, you'd be scared of him blowing it up.

    +8
  • mrlongshot October 7, 2014

    I would make my action figure with a much bigger dick.

    +1
  • longhungwong October 7, 2014

    WWJD.. Jesus would mow your lawn trim your hedges.. call toll free tell them Pedro sent you... no seriously I have a cousin named Jesus with a gardening business.. give him a call sometime @sitonyourface... fucking nutjobs today....

    +4
  • longhungwong October 7, 2014

    "you seem like one of those people that believes things without actually thinking" -- sitonyourface... I'm glad to see you set him straight.. Adam should think rationally like good christian folk and be aware that the earth is only a few thousand years old and that you can fit all the worlds species on to a boat... Amen brethren.. Shit.. my parents are catholic and this kinda shits on them, but you make it way too tempting to troll.

    +4
  • sbohica October 7, 2014

    Jesus shud b rolling over in his grave! That is, if he existed AND if he did, he was most definitely NOT white @shitonurface, idiot...

    +4
  • loulou October 7, 2014

    How to make a small dick even smaller.

    +2
  • matv October 7, 2014

    looks like the "toy" isn't his only mini me

    +2
  • wardo56 October 7, 2014

    even his little dick has a little dick

    +2
  • truckingman October 7, 2014

    @sitonurface: Historically, Hebrews, ancient Jews, had tan skin because of the serounding desert.

    Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +3
  • fulmerino October 7, 2014

    @sitonurface it's better to keep your mouth shut and people think you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. Jews are not white. Dumbass. And......fuck you.

    +1
  • fulmerino October 7, 2014

    Jews and Muslims are both descendants of Abraham. Therefore, I'm sure Jesus, being a Nazarite, looked more like Osama bin Laden than Jerry Seinfeld.....

    +1
  • vaticanvomit October 7, 2014

    I would shove my tits in his face.

    +1
  • happyjack October 7, 2014

    Jesus Christ God Damn it Adam there is hope for you yet. I put blue eyed Caucasian Jesus in the same category as Columbus discovering America. Both are total bullshit but you have to figure it out on your own later in life.

    +0
  • longhungwong October 8, 2014

    I remember those sweet juicy lovely titties @vatican rawwwrr...

    http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/43904-big-black-user-titties

    +0
  • cellule October 8, 2014

    That's sad. He got his very own Darwin Award before he even died..

    +0
  • captjim October 8, 2014

    His dick wasn't small enough so he made it smaller.

    +0
  • allcaps October 8, 2014

    His tattoos must have been some sort of punishment...mabey something you don't wanna do twice

    +0
  • handsomedevil October 8, 2014

    WWJD? get a penile implant.

    -2
  • loulou October 10, 2014

    @sitonurface, do us all a favor and go bury your head in sand for that dumb ass comment. Sammy Davis Jr. sure was one white ass Jew, fucking dipshit!!

    +0
  • loulou October 10, 2014

    Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks your an asshole.

    +0
 
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