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posted by Adam H. on 10/7/2014

Check Out My Mini Me

Dude, I'm fucking jealous. I want a naked action figure of myself. That would be the shit. Although mine wouldn't look like a tattooed Jesus. Well, I mean what white people think Jesus looked like. Because it makes so much sense that Jesus was somehow the only whitey in the middle east. Stupid fucking white people.
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vulture
the outline of that figure is screaming photoshop
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 12:42 PM

donunderstan
Half the people in the world are dumber than the average person. Thinking about that me cringe.
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 1:18 PM

fistermister
That was too easy, I found Waldo right away.
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 1:39 PM

rockinron
if i had a mini me, barbie would have the hell raped outta her every night!
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 1:45 PM

bigtex
Damn, you'd think that guy would exaggerate an area. Not too flattering, buddy!
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 1:47 PM

potrostation
Now we know why Ken is smooth in the front.
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 2:11 PM

fuzzynaval420
If this was indeed real it'd be so kickass
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 2:11 PM

longhungwong
By the looks of that doll this is the only way he can play with himself.
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 2:27 PM

sitonurface
Adam, Jesus was a Jew... Jews are WHITE you retarded piece of idiot. But then again, you seem like one of those people that believes things without actually thinking. Lastly, Jesus’ color shouldn’t even be relevant... (I just wanted to point out how stupid you are)
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 2:44 PM

Adam H.
It isn’t relevant, sitonurface, but I thought it would be funny to piss you off. Keep telling yourself Jesus was white if it makes you feel better, but logic dictates that if you saw him on a plane, you’d be scared of him blowing it up.
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 3:34 PM

mrlongshot
I would make my action figure with a much bigger dick.
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 3:39 PM

longhungwong
WWJD.. Jesus would mow your lawn trim your hedges.. call toll free tell them Pedro sent you... no seriously I have a cousin named Jesus with a gardening business.. give him a call sometime @sitonyourface... fucking nutjobs today....
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 3:44 PM

longhungwong
"you seem like one of those people that believes things without actually thinking" -- sitonyourface... I’m glad to see you set him straight.. Adam should think rationally like good christian folk and be aware that the earth is only a few thousand years old and that you can fit all the worlds species on to a boat... Amen brethren.. Shit.. my parents are catholic and this kinda shits on them, but you make it way too tempting to troll.
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 4:12 PM

sbohica
Jesus shud b rolling over in his grave! That is, if he existed AND if he did, he was most definitely NOT white @shitonurface, idiot...
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 4:39 PM

loulou
How to make a small dick even smaller.
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 4:53 PM

matv
looks like the "toy" isn’t his only mini me
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 5:28 PM

wardo56
even his little dick has a little dick
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 6:06 PM

truckingman
@sitonurface: Historically, Hebrews, ancient Jews, had tan skin because of the serounding desert. Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 6:40 PM

fulmerino
@sitonurface it’s better to keep your mouth shut and people think you’re stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. Jews are not white. Dumbass. And......fuck you.
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 9:47 PM

fulmerino
Jews and Muslims are both descendants of Abraham. Therefore, I’m sure Jesus, being a Nazarite, looked more like Osama bin Laden than Jerry Seinfeld.....
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 9:51 PM

vaticanvomit
I would shove my tits in his face.
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 10:21 PM

happyjack
Jesus Christ God Damn it Adam there is hope for you yet. I put blue eyed Caucasian Jesus in the same category as Columbus discovering America. Both are total bullshit but you have to figure it out on your own later in life.
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 10:25 PM

longhungwong
I remember those sweet juicy lovely titties @vatican rawwwrr... crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/43904-big-black-user-titties
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 11:05 PM

cellule
That’s sad. He got his very own Darwin Award before he even died..
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posted on: 10-07-14 @ 11:18 PM

captjim
His dick wasn’t small enough so he made it smaller.
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posted on: 10-08-14 @ 1:37 AM

allcaps
His tattoos must have been some sort of punishment...mabey something you don’t wanna do twice
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posted on: 10-08-14 @ 3:44 AM

handsomedevil
WWJD? get a penile implant.
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posted on: 10-08-14 @ 8:35 AM

loulou
@sitonurface, do us all a favor and go bury your head in sand for that dumb ass comment. Sammy Davis Jr. sure was one white ass Jew, fucking dipshit!!
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posted on: 10-10-14 @ 5:21 AM

loulou
Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks your an asshole.
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posted on: 10-10-14 @ 5:24 AM

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