Say You're Sorry With A Delicious Cake

We've all been there before. You polish off that fifth of whiskey and need to go drain it out, but who really knows where the toilet is? It's pretty much all the same at that point. Maybe you piss in your friends dryer, on his TV or in his closet. It happens. But it's nothing that can't be fixed with a delicious chocolate cake.

18 Comments
  • lobster October 8, 2014

    Hope there were no accidents when baking the cake

    +1
  • mrlongshot October 8, 2014

    the next take will read sorry I put you in a coma for peeing in my dryer.

    +3
  • fistermister October 8, 2014

    Fuck the cake, grab the 409 and start cleaning that motherfucker.

    +0
  • yeayeayea October 8, 2014

    They didnt teach me this at bakery school.

    +0
  • whobe October 8, 2014

    I'm sorry I pissed in your underwear drawer when I was drunk. Weird that toilet lid pulled out instead of up. He he he.

    +2
  • potrostation October 8, 2014

    Blame the cat.

    +2
  • bigtex October 8, 2014

    \"Sorry I peed in your butt...on accident!\"

    +0
  • rockinron October 8, 2014

    she's really gonna be pissed when she gets the cupcakes i sent for shitting in her washer!

    -2
  • vulture October 8, 2014

    i was in a youth hostel some years ago and a pissed young lad got off the top bunk and pissed over the guys head in the bottom bunk...i had to go outside, my laughter would not have been welome

    +1
  • cellule October 8, 2014

    Congratulations! You're thinking!!! How does it feel?..

    +0
  • eat3beans October 8, 2014

    Mmmmm nothin like hot piss clothes

    +0
  • solidbriscoe October 8, 2014

    I might've ejaculated in the cake too. Sorry.

    +5
  • longhungwong October 8, 2014

    accident? The cake is a lie!

    +0
  • goodster October 8, 2014

    That's OK,,,, cause I shit in your gas cap lid on your car.

    +0
  • browsearound October 8, 2014

    This is exactly why the American population is getting so fat...they bake a damn cake for every special occasion

    +0
  • iluvkitty October 8, 2014

    And by "dryer," I mean "your face."

    +0
  • moobsmcgee October 9, 2014

    I had something like this happen with the drunk asshole from 3 doors down we invited him over and about one hour later this stumbling Bumblefuck pissed into my laundry hamper thinking it was a trash can. we waited for him to pass out and set a mousetrap under his ball sack waiting for him to wake up and hear the scream

    +0
  • handsomedevil October 9, 2014

    if you really wanted to apologize, then hows about a slice of your girl's hair pie?

    +0
 
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