Say You're Sorry With A Delicious Cake
We've all been there before. You polish off that fifth of whiskey and need to go drain it out, but who really knows where the toilet is? It's pretty much all the same at that point. Maybe yo... Show more
We've all been there before. You polish off that fifth of whiskey and need to go drain it out, but who really knows where the toilet is? It's pretty much all the same at that point. Maybe yo... Show more
if you really wanted to apologize, then hows about a slice of your girl's hair pie?
I had something like this happen with the drunk asshole from 3 doors down we invited him over and about one hour later this stumbling Bumblefuck pissed into my laundry hamper thinking it was a trash can. we waited for him to pass out and set a mousetrap under his ball sack waiting for him to wake up and hear the scream
And by "dryer," I mean "your face."