You've got to be careful where you go sticking your fingers. Unless you're looking to get some disability and possibly sue your employer at the metal shop. But that finger is no good to put inside vaginas and anuses any more.
You should always turn off the lawnmower when you unclog the grass shoot.
What ever you did, I recommend not doing it anymore, cause Stubby or Nubs are really shity nicknames!
what's he pointing at?
He was picking his nose and a bogger bit him.
now his finger is a nice letter opener
I hope the barmaid won't bring him one and a half beer next time he calls for 2..
Now all he needs to do is scratch his eye and poke it out too.
You can trust the nurse in a moo moo
When picking Dingleberries from a virgins ass goes terribly wrong...
His insurance company will have a bone to pick with him.
Tried tickling a saber tooth trouser trout.
he needed a sharper image
No more finger banging a chick with vagina dentata.
I said pull my finger not rip it off!