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posted by Adam H. on 10/9/2014

The Happy Newlyweds

Is this what marriage is like? Maybe I had it all wrong. I thought the gun would be pointed at his dick and balls. She's probably already got them in her purse. Get ready for 50 years of bitching, guy. And don't expect any of the homemade sammiches to make it to your plate.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
marcodufour
Adam forget your homo lies, you still want to be gay
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 12:37 PM

longhungwong
I’d say shoot me and get it over with now, if she’s that big now just imagine after the wedding.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 12:40 PM

fistermister
that’s about the only way she’ll get someone to marry her fat ass.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 12:40 PM

captjim
If that’s’ what I’m gonna see when I remove the blindfold... pull the trigger.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 12:55 PM

browsearound
Looks like she won the argument about him putting "I will never eat you twinkies" in his wedding vows
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 1:31 PM

potrostation
Seems legit.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 2:00 PM

bigtex
God damn it! I thought I burned all of those!!
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 2:09 PM

whobe
She won the argument about the reception being held at Golden Corral buffet.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 2:10 PM

lobster
I really cant understand what the guy’s happy about
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 2:23 PM

vulture
i would need a gun to my head to marry that bladder of lard
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 2:47 PM

wifebeater2000
for her credit limit id fuck the bitch to
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 2:53 PM

iluvkitty
Correction, she DOES make sammiches, they just don’t make it to his plate.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 2:58 PM

iluvkitty
Get ready for the same plump pussy lips forever modafoca.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 2:59 PM

bigdaddy88
Like she can get her fat fingers to get between the trigger and the trigger guard.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 3:26 PM

rockinron
"eat me or else!"
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 4:42 PM

yeayeayea
Just pull the trigger and end his misery.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 4:49 PM

honkie365
He doesn’t have to worry about when she’ll get fat.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 6:38 PM

fulmerino
Pull the trigger before he smells your rank pussy. Poor guy. No man deservesthat life.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 6:58 PM

sirfartsalot
And people in Ferguson were still pissed.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 8:03 PM

happyjack
She's probably a good cool though. Looks like she's been getting high off her own supply.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 10:08 PM

eat3beans
Never been married never gonna get married, I learned that mistake from everyone I know. You get to keep your paycheck and pension.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 10:58 PM

moobsmcgee
she'd have to hold me at gunpoint to to make me want to marry her fat nasty ass
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 11:22 PM

dullfeathers
No wonder why his ring is made of blue steel...she’s been jacking him of his lunch money for hungry Howie’s pizza for the last two years.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 11:29 PM

cellule
The 2nd amendment is for women as well. Owned!
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posted on: 10-10-14 @ 12:00 AM

rodeye2
Wait a minute,he’s not black.
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posted on: 10-10-14 @ 5:44 AM

handsomedevil
Ted: "Japan? What’s she doing in Japan?" Pat Healy: "Well, you’ve heard of mail-order brides? Well, they go that way too." Ted: "What, are they desperate? She’s a whale!" Pat Healy: "You can’t forget, it’s a sumo culture, Ted. They pay by the pound over there. Sorta like, um, tuna."
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posted on: 10-10-14 @ 7:03 AM

tardnugget
Sausage fingers ahoy, cap'n
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posted on: 10-18-14 @ 5:05 AM

airsporter
Must have a ’thing’ about big fat lasses...May as well shoot - He couldent afford to keep you in pittsas!
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posted on: 07-19-16 @ 11:28 AM

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