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posted by Adam H. on 10/9/2014

I Know What I'm Ordering

I'm a little confused on this one. Did the chef fuck the duck til it exploded or is that on me? I'm hungry so I was more interested in eating it, but if I have to fuck it first, I guess I will. I don't want to be rude to my Chinese hosts. When in Rome...
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lobster
Rockinron’s all you can eat duckpussy buffet
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 2:32 PM

jlm77
I bet Jay was looking forward to the cream of sum yung guy for lunch
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 2:34 PM

longhungwong
Makes you wonder about that sour chicken.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 2:34 PM

fistermister
Now that what I call a blue plate special.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 2:35 PM

longhungwong
Red square just couldn’t possibly outdo evil red circle!
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 2:41 PM

vulture
that will be duck pieces in a jizz sauce
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 2:53 PM

xizang
And all this time I’ve been wasting my Special Sauce by using it for salad dressing.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 3:04 PM

bigtex
Damn chicken fuckers!!
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 3:08 PM

yeayeayea
There is no end to their depravity.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 4:24 PM

ludenlasivius
That’s a "Beef in Hot Pot" with a Happy Ending on the side.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 5:12 PM

goodster
Can I have just the HOT PIE so I can put MY hot beef in it?
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 5:15 PM

whobe
Damn liars all they serve is cat.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 5:26 PM

rockinron
always wondered where 2indastink worked.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 5:27 PM

crazyvet
That is the low calorie option on the menu.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 5:47 PM

fulmerino
I guess that’s better than a bowl of shit.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 7:03 PM

potrostation
I’ve had the 2indastink duck ;it’s creamy and delirious.
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 8:53 PM

nh3kid
Only 10 bucks for an exploded duck fuck? Im IN!!
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 9:03 PM

moobsmcgee
man if I get to prepare food and weighs like this I might be switching career fields and become a chef
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 11:13 PM

cellule
And ducks never get dirty when you cum on them..
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posted on: 10-09-14 @ 11:52 PM

dullfeathers
My girl is still working on suck a cock till it implodes.
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posted on: 10-10-14 @ 12:23 AM

handsomedevil
so you’re saying it comes with a side order of "stuffing"?
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posted on: 10-10-14 @ 6:57 AM

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