Fuck No Hell Fuck No

Fuck this job. I realize it's hard to find work, but do you have to clean a house that has a lion as a pet? You know what happened to the last cleaning lady? She was eaten, that's what happened. Fuck that job, I'm telling you. The lion is going to want lunch soon.

  • crazyvet October 10, 2014

    Poor lion probably has his claws removed, his teeth removed and his balls cut. He could care less what she can do to him.

    +3 -0
  • happyjack October 10, 2014

    Looks like the lion already drank his half of that 40 ouncer so he'll be out for a while.

    +3 -1
  • potrostation October 10, 2014

    Need a backhoe to clean his litter box.

    +5 -0
  • dullfeathers October 10, 2014

    @potrostation ....for a split second I thought you said "blackhoe"

    +3 -0
  • rockinron October 10, 2014

    she learned how to sneak around lions back home.

    +2 -1
  • fistermister October 10, 2014

    In the kitchen, the mighty kitchen the lion sleeps tonight.♫

    +4 -0
  • xizang October 10, 2014

    It's a whole lot more cost effective to hire household help and feed them to the lion before payday. You save on both lion food and pay for the hired help.

    +2 -0
  • whobe October 10, 2014

    I want to see her step on his tail.

    +4 -0
  • bigtex October 10, 2014

    I hope they video it when that fucker realises it's a fucking lion!!

    +2 -0
  • picklehiesner October 10, 2014

    Honey there's a lion in the kitchen ... Step over him quietly and go make my samich bitch

    +1 -1
  • longhungwong October 10, 2014

    Aww.... kitty is just lion around..

    +3 -1
  • fuckstart October 10, 2014

    I just hope she does not feed him whatever is in that nasty looking diarrhea bottle.

    +1 -0
  • eat3beans October 10, 2014

    That lion is going to get hungry sooner or later, put that camera on record bitch

    +0 -0
  • fulmerino October 10, 2014

    @fuckstart what the fuck else she gonna feed him, a zebra?

    +1 -0
  • vaticider October 10, 2014

    I call bullshit, there are power lines outside the window.

    +0 -1
  • potrostation October 11, 2014

    @ dullfeathers: black hoe was an auto word suggestion.

    +0 -0
  • fuckstart October 11, 2014

    @fulmerino that shit in that bottle would prolly be barfed up if he saw up her nasty skirt. I bet her tits hang down like a pair of wooden buckets and her cunt smells so bad my dog wouldn't fuck it.

    +1 -0
  • randybobandy October 11, 2014

    That looks like some strange housekeeper jungle roleplay to me.

    +0 -0
  • goodster October 11, 2014

    Hope she doesn't step on his COCK!

    +0 -0
  • dirtywonka October 11, 2014

    now she tell dudes. u want to lick on my big fuzzy pussy.come on over

    +0 -0
  • cellule October 11, 2014

    Don't look up there, M.Lion.

    +0 -0
  • tardnugget October 18, 2014

    Snoop Lions approach to method acting

    +0 -0
 
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