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posted by Adam H. on 10/14/2014

Jihad Joe In Stores Now

Oh shit! They've finally hit the shelves. All the kids are going to want the new kick ass Jihad Joe action figures for Christmas this year, so you better stock up while you can. I can't wait for the Syrian edition to be released.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
dna
another redneck special
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posted on: 10-14-14 @ 12:30 PM

rockinron
are they gonna sell these at alans snack bar?
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posted on: 10-14-14 @ 12:37 PM

madkraze
Only if they did really exist
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posted on: 10-14-14 @ 1:31 PM

bigtex
Comes with a magnifying glass so kids can catch it on fire!
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posted on: 10-14-14 @ 1:43 PM

donunderstan
Comes with a free issue of Jihotti featuring a 5 page spread titled "The burqua bitches in black are back". Now with 50% more ankle!
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posted on: 10-14-14 @ 1:46 PM

potrostation
What? No dull knife for beheading.?
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posted on: 10-14-14 @ 2:21 PM

ludenlasivius
Gives new meaning to the term "blow up doll"
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posted on: 10-14-14 @ 2:23 PM

vulture
does it come with a blunt knife for beheadings
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posted on: 10-14-14 @ 3:32 PM

whobe
Accessories include M80 Jihad bomb vest.
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posted on: 10-14-14 @ 4:09 PM

eat3beans
Careful those packages explode when you open them
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posted on: 10-14-14 @ 4:50 PM

lobster
Should include a putrid stench for realism
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posted on: 10-14-14 @ 4:57 PM

crazyvet
Complete with step by step instructions on building your own mass gravesite.
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posted on: 10-14-14 @ 5:28 PM

wifebeater2000
armored camel assault vehicle sold seperetly
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posted on: 10-14-14 @ 5:45 PM

kanada
Donkey sold separately.
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posted on: 10-14-14 @ 5:45 PM

longhungwong
Limited Edition featuring real camel-flouge available in stores now!
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posted on: 10-14-14 @ 7:30 PM

kanada
Comes with a hand gernade grip not a kung fu grip.
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posted on: 10-14-14 @ 10:37 PM

cellule
This time your mom won’t get mad if you burn with lamp oil or ty-wrap a bunch of black-panther crackers & blow him up like we all did with our Gi-Joe..
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posted on: 10-15-14 @ 10:34 PM

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