Anybody Need A Couple Arms?

When I was a kid we would put pennies on the train tracks and go pick them up when they were flattened out. Nowadays people appear to be putting themselves on the train tracks for others to pick up. Check out these sweet arms he just found. Score.

29 Comments
  • ludenlasivius October 15, 2014

    Goddamn police state, trying to take away our right to bear arms!!

    +8
  • txdo_msk October 15, 2014

    Don't be fooled by his uniform! He's arming up for an assault on your civil liberties!

    +7
  • vulture October 15, 2014

    they will make the lost and found box stink a bit

    +2
  • bigtex October 15, 2014

    Armed and dangerous!!

    +2
  • scarred1096 October 15, 2014

    Trying to construct a literal long arm of the law?

    +0
  • eat3beans October 15, 2014

    It's arm.. It's a leg... It's a wing!

    +0
  • rockinron October 15, 2014

    i bet his boss got to carry the tits and ass!

    +6
  • ludenlasivius October 15, 2014

    "I wanna hold your ha-aa-aand, I wanna hold your hand" I love the Beatles!

    +0
  • whobe October 15, 2014

    Cops are underhanded.

    +3
  • potrostation October 15, 2014

    Keep your hands where I can see them!

    +3
  • ludenlasivius October 15, 2014

    Hands up, don't shoot! Another unarmed victim.

    +3
  • wifebeater2000 October 15, 2014

    danm pig can circle jerk himself

    +1
  • solidbriscoe October 15, 2014

    Give the man a hand... Or a pair of them...

    +0
  • goodster October 15, 2014

    Always keep your hands and arm inside the train at all times.

    +1
  • kanada October 15, 2014

    I'm surprised he didn't slap cuffs on them.

    +0
  • longhungwong October 15, 2014

    That's one way to disarm a suspect.

    +2
  • pizzapie October 15, 2014

    I could use those for Halloween to scare the shit out kids

    +2
  • fulmerino October 15, 2014

    Wouldn't you hate to be that guy. "Hey Joe, go grab those severed human arms and put them in this bag with the other human body parts. Thanks, dude".

    +2
  • ih8dumbfux October 15, 2014

    hey "you need a hand with those"

    +2
  • rockinron October 15, 2014

    looks like he just lost a game of red rover, red rover.

    +1
  • goodster October 15, 2014

    "Now throw your arms in the air,, And wave em like ya ju,,,,,OOpps, sorry bud.

    +2
  • goodster October 15, 2014

    Should good back to the accident site and say,,"Hummmm, Wonder how this happened!"(while scratching his head with one of the hands)

    +3
  • cellule October 15, 2014

    ..find the feet, get the shoes..

    +0
  • txdo_msk October 15, 2014

    Too chicken shit to perform his own reach-around. How sad...

    +0
  • qwertytfc October 16, 2014

    Give yourself a "stranger" !?

    +1
  • handsomedevil October 16, 2014

    just another worthless junkie. you can see the tracks on his arms, for god's sake.

    +1
  • picklehiesner October 16, 2014

    For some reason stumpy joe is terrified of trains

    +0
  • neospace October 17, 2014

    Is that Goldberg with those 2 arms

    +0
  • ghosthunter October 17, 2014

    Beatles song comes to mind. I wanna hold your hands..

    +0
 
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