Should Have Called In Sick Today
Fuck that. He's got his work cut out for him today. God forbid these sacks of shit actually walk a few steps and burn a calorie or two. They even brought along food for the ride. Big surprise. From what I can see, I think his tits are as big as hers.
lard is not a snack
he must be desperate for money or he's being paid by weight
how the hell do they fuck? and oral sex has to be down right gut wrenching!!!!
These are the same kind of fuckers that defiantly head straight to the wicker chairs.
even the ambulance is behind them
I bet they told him their destination is Wal-Mart.
Pity the poor nearly-flat rear tires.
I bet that fat bitch has diet coke in that cup!!
What a poor fuck, I'd even feel bad if it was a horse having to transport 1/2 ton of blubber across town
Long-duck's first and last day at being a human taxi.
Can they make that thing through the McDonalds drive through?
They keep each other around to wipe the others ass.
This is the only way to train for the Tour de"France w/o takings steroids.
At least EMS is nearby for CPR.
Rockinron's vacation photos when he was dead. Pretty gentlemanly of you to buy your lady half a gallon of Mr. Pibb for the ride.
if it were horse drawn, the protesters would be screaming
They look like a happy couple...
Hope he told them he gets payed by the pound.
He's gonna need a hernia operation after this.
He's Toh Dem, the son of the strongest goop ever, Toh Whing.
That ride must be a real rice burner.
That's not a \"couple\"! It's more like a several!! I call that, lowered expectations!!!
You know that thing has a weight limit.
I'm sure his speedometer is reading -2 right now.
hope he doesn't hit any 1 percent uphill grades
Their fat ass needs to walk
I think I can, I think I can, I.....thi......FUCK THIS!!! GET YOUR FAT ASS OF MY SHIT!!
She gets paid by the hour not by the pounds