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posted by Adam H. on 10/16/2014

Should Have Called In Sick Today

Fuck that. He's got his work cut out for him today. God forbid these sacks of shit actually walk a few steps and burn a calorie or two. They even brought along food for the ride. Big surprise. From what I can see, I think his tits are as big as hers.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
wifebeater2000
lard is not a snack
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posted on: 10-16-14 @ 12:46 PM

vulture
he must be desperate for money or he’s being paid by weight
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posted on: 10-16-14 @ 12:51 PM

rockinron
how the hell do they fuck? and oral sex has to be down right gut wrenching!!!!
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posted on: 10-16-14 @ 12:57 PM

donunderstan
These are the same kind of fuckers that defiantly head straight to the wicker chairs.
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posted on: 10-16-14 @ 1:03 PM

dirtywonka
even the ambulance is behind them
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posted on: 10-16-14 @ 1:12 PM

bigdaddy88
I bet they told him their destination is Wal-Mart.
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posted on: 10-16-14 @ 1:21 PM

xizang
Pity the poor nearly-flat rear tires.
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posted on: 10-16-14 @ 1:41 PM

bigtex
I bet that fat bitch has diet coke in that cup!!
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posted on: 10-16-14 @ 1:43 PM

lobster
What a poor fuck, I'd even feel bad if it was a horse having to transport 1/2 ton of blubber across town
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posted on: 10-16-14 @ 1:55 PM

fistermister
Long-duck’s first and last day at being a human taxi.
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posted on: 10-16-14 @ 1:56 PM

eat3beans
Can they make that thing through the McDonalds drive through?
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posted on: 10-16-14 @ 2:05 PM

whobe
They keep each other around to wipe the others ass.
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posted on: 10-16-14 @ 2:07 PM

potrostation
This is the only way to train for the Tour de"France w/o takings steroids.
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posted on: 10-16-14 @ 2:18 PM

iluvkitty
At least EMS is nearby for CPR.
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posted on: 10-16-14 @ 2:36 PM

happyjack
Rockinron's vacation photos when he was dead. Pretty gentlemanly of you to buy your lady half a gallon of Mr. Pibb for the ride.
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posted on: 10-16-14 @ 3:28 PM

matv
if it were horse drawn, the protesters would be screaming
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posted on: 10-16-14 @ 4:54 PM

sbohica
They look like a happy couple...
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posted on: 10-16-14 @ 5:41 PM

goodster
Hope he told them he gets payed by the pound.
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posted on: 10-16-14 @ 6:05 PM

goodster
He’s gonna need a hernia operation after this.
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posted on: 10-16-14 @ 6:11 PM

cellule
He’s Toh Dem, the son of the strongest goop ever, Toh Whing.
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posted on: 10-16-14 @ 6:14 PM

longhungwong
That ride must be a real rice burner.
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posted on: 10-16-14 @ 7:59 PM

bigtex
That's not a "couple"! It's more like a several!! I call that, lowered expectations!!!
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posted on: 10-16-14 @ 11:13 PM

bite-me71
You know that thing has a weight limit.
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posted on: 10-16-14 @ 11:56 PM

dullfeathers
I’m sure his speedometer is reading -2 right now.
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posted on: 10-17-14 @ 1:50 AM

captjim
hope he doesn’t hit any 1 percent uphill grades
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posted on: 10-17-14 @ 3:14 AM

neospace
Their fat ass needs to walk
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posted on: 10-17-14 @ 12:10 PM

fulmerino
I think I can, I think I can, I.....thi......FUCK THIS!!! GET YOUR FAT ASS OF MY SHIT!!
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posted on: 10-17-14 @ 8:21 PM

fuk-tha-world
She gets paid by the hour not by the pounds
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posted on: 10-22-14 @ 5:51 PM

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