Should Have Called In Sick Today

Fuck that. He's got his work cut out for him today. God forbid these sacks of shit actually walk a few steps and burn a calorie or two. They even brought along food for the ride. Big surprise. From what I can see, I think his tits are as big as hers.

28 Comments
  • wifebeater2000 October 16, 2014

    lard is not a snack

    +5
  • vulture October 16, 2014

    he must be desperate for money or he's being paid by weight

    +3
  • rockinron October 16, 2014

    how the hell do they fuck? and oral sex has to be down right gut wrenching!!!!

    +3
  • donunderstan October 16, 2014

    These are the same kind of fuckers that defiantly head straight to the wicker chairs.

    +2
  • dirtywonka October 16, 2014

    even the ambulance is behind them

    +1
  • bigdaddy88 October 16, 2014

    I bet they told him their destination is Wal-Mart.

    +5
  • xizang October 16, 2014

    Pity the poor nearly-flat rear tires.

    +2
  • bigtex October 16, 2014

    I bet that fat bitch has diet coke in that cup!!

    +1
  • lobster October 16, 2014

    What a poor fuck, I'd even feel bad if it was a horse having to transport 1/2 ton of blubber across town

    +1
  • fistermister October 16, 2014

    Long-duck's first and last day at being a human taxi.

    +2
  • eat3beans October 16, 2014

    Can they make that thing through the McDonalds drive through?

    +3
  • whobe October 16, 2014

    They keep each other around to wipe the others ass.

    +1
  • potrostation October 16, 2014

    This is the only way to train for the Tour de"France w/o takings steroids.

    +2
  • iluvkitty October 16, 2014

    At least EMS is nearby for CPR.

    +2
  • happyjack October 16, 2014

    Rockinron's vacation photos when he was dead. Pretty gentlemanly of you to buy your lady half a gallon of Mr. Pibb for the ride.

    +1
  • matv October 16, 2014

    if it were horse drawn, the protesters would be screaming

    +1
  • sbohica October 16, 2014

    They look like a happy couple...

    +2
  • goodster October 16, 2014

    Hope he told them he gets payed by the pound.

    +0
  • goodster October 16, 2014

    He's gonna need a hernia operation after this.

    +0
  • cellule October 16, 2014

    He's Toh Dem, the son of the strongest goop ever, Toh Whing.

    +1
  • longhungwong October 16, 2014

    That ride must be a real rice burner.

    +0
  • bigtex October 17, 2014

    That's not a \"couple\"! It's more like a several!! I call that, lowered expectations!!!

    +1
  • bite-me71 October 17, 2014

    You know that thing has a weight limit.

    +0
  • dullfeathers October 17, 2014

    I'm sure his speedometer is reading -2 right now.

    +1
  • captjim October 17, 2014

    hope he doesn't hit any 1 percent uphill grades

    +0
  • neospace October 17, 2014

    Their fat ass needs to walk

    +0
  • fulmerino October 17, 2014

    I think I can, I think I can, I.....thi......FUCK THIS!!! GET YOUR FAT ASS OF MY SHIT!!

    +0
  • fuk-tha-world October 22, 2014

    She gets paid by the hour not by the pounds

    +0
 
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