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posted by Jay D. on 10/17/2014

Man In A Can

The mob is a creative bunch. All you have to do is get a 50 gallon metal drum, some cement and a dead guy. You mix the two, go on a fishing trip and dispose of the evidence. Only problem with this plan, they got caught before heading out on the boat. I hope the guy was dead before he went into the can.


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potrostation
Throw in a pig and you've got pork and beaners.
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posted on: 10-17-14 @ 2:02 PM

yeayeayea
Ready to serve!
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posted on: 10-17-14 @ 2:22 PM

eat3beans
Amatures. You roll up the body in chicken wires itch some weights, take it to out into the ocean about 60 feet or deeper water and the bugs will pick it apart and no one will ever know.....
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posted on: 10-17-14 @ 2:36 PM

fistermister
I bet it smells just like Spam
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posted on: 10-17-14 @ 2:41 PM

donunderstan
PopnFresh.
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posted on: 10-17-14 @ 3:01 PM

longhungwong
I never did like canned Italian.
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posted on: 10-17-14 @ 3:22 PM

bigdaddy88
That is Juan dead man.
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posted on: 10-17-14 @ 3:23 PM

longhungwong
Did you hear about the Mexican-Italian chef that died? He Pasta-Guey!
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posted on: 10-17-14 @ 3:30 PM

solidbriscoe
He's got... No legs...
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posted on: 10-17-14 @ 3:41 PM

bigtex
That happens when you fuck over the wrong people!!
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posted on: 10-17-14 @ 4:29 PM

happyjack
@longhung you are on fire...you are going to make me elevate my game.
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posted on: 10-17-14 @ 5:02 PM

ouch
Mexi---can
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posted on: 10-17-14 @ 5:51 PM

xizang
I’ll bet the guys who did that weren’t even decent enough to kill the dude first. Probably just had him strip naked, sit over the open can then stuff him down inside - then mixed up some quickcrete and tossed in on the guy while he was still alive and protesting.
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posted on: 10-17-14 @ 5:54 PM

wisconsinjed
A morgue where cutting a person encased in concrete out of a 55 gallon drum seems to NOT be the center of attention is a morgue I gotta be!!
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posted on: 10-17-14 @ 5:57 PM

burlyfish
So that’s where Spam comes from .
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posted on: 10-17-14 @ 6:29 PM

goodster
More like Mexi-can’t....He dead.
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posted on: 10-17-14 @ 6:36 PM

rockinron
i bet ya wont see mike rowe from dirty jobs in that morgue anytime soon!
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posted on: 10-17-14 @ 6:39 PM

big_daddy305
Puertori-CAN? Domini-CAN? Mexi-CAN?
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posted on: 10-17-14 @ 10:46 PM

bucknuts
@longhungwong .....Dats funny.,.,.,lol
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posted on: 10-17-14 @ 10:52 PM

loulou
I ordered that shit three weeks ago and was starting to wonder why it hadn’t arrived yet. How in the hell is he supposed to mow my lawn looking like that though? I think I will be asking for my money back. Man in a Can my ass, more like Man in a Trash Can. Fucking lazy Mexicans always hiding in fucked up places so they don’t have to work.
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posted on: 10-18-14 @ 9:11 AM

whobe
How about that you can get Mexican with only one preservative.
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posted on: 10-18-14 @ 11:44 AM

pussysurveyor
You wanna know about Mexicans ask anybody from Tejas. They’re asshole deep in the motherfuckers.
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posted on: 10-18-14 @ 9:23 PM

pussysurveyor
@loulou Are you proud of that dogshit you wrote?
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posted on: 10-18-14 @ 9:24 PM

cellule
Can you believe this?
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 2:07 AM

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