When you have ebola and want to bone

Don't let some Ebola stop you from getting some action. With this CDC recognized hazmat suit, you can now get it on with you infected partner, with out getting a terminal disease. Now you can hit it and quit it.

27 Comments
  • crazyvet October 20, 2014

    I could have used this during my first weekend leave from Army basic training in Louisiana.

    +5
  • wifebeater2000 October 20, 2014

    government should mail these out along with the welfare checks to all the north American apes

    +7
  • vulture October 20, 2014

    do they come in black

    +5
  • Cory H. October 20, 2014

    @vulture, They only have one in black. You can rent it by the hour, day, or weekend. Don't forget to hose it out before you return it.

    +4
  • jayisafag October 20, 2014

    That would be Jay's suit, except that the dick part would be actually smaller than it already is, and the suit would be 4 times larger around the belly, and would have shorter arms too. Fuck, nvm, I guess it wouldn't be Jay's

    +0
  • happyjack October 20, 2014

    A Leslie Nielsen special edition.

    -1
  • bigtex October 20, 2014

    The black suit can be rented with a food stamp card!!

    +6
  • potrostation October 20, 2014

    Monogramed Bubba.

    +0
  • donunderstan October 20, 2014

    The white model is $1000. The black model is $1.99 at Wal-Mart. They don't make brown condoms.

    +2
  • rockinron October 20, 2014

    don't waste time sending them to africa, those monkeys still don't know what to do with regular condoms!

    +3
  • truckingman October 20, 2014

    Knowing my luck, it brakes when I slip in....

    +2
  • whobe October 20, 2014

    I want to fill it up with helium and put it in the Oval Office.

    +4
  • eat3beans October 20, 2014

    Where the fuck is frank drebin????

    +5
  • whobe October 20, 2014

    @eat3beans I hope he's alright the guy was brilliant. Last I remember he was starting to use some racist comments which he never use to then he started getting negs then one day he was gone.

    +3
  • longhungwong October 20, 2014

    Does this mean Pamela Anderson is safe to fuck again?

    +5
  • eat3beans October 20, 2014

    Frank did die though- I just hope he wasn't the same one

    +3
  • happyjack October 20, 2014

    @Rockinron you took my whitey joke wrong the other day and now you are off the tracks again lol.

    +0
  • corruptedsob October 20, 2014

    It's the E'll Bone Ya Suite

    +0
  • happyjack October 20, 2014

    @whobe, I noticed that too, I think he got negs because some of his comments went over peoples heads!Then he started doing the racial stuff and probably woke up one morning like what the fuck am I doing?? Funny guy though.

    +2
  • rockinron October 20, 2014

    all i saw was a dignified honest compliment that got spit on and shit on , and that don't fuckin roll straight with me.

    +1
  • happyjack October 20, 2014

    @rockinron you used the word whitest a few times in your comment so that's why I called you whitey. Pretty sensitive and a big overreaction to a joke especially coming from a guy that faked his own death as a joke......oh well.

    +2
  • longhungwong October 20, 2014

    Lol...aww rockinron's still just still buttheart from dying from renal failure hahaha..

    +2
  • longhungwong October 20, 2014

    ^^^ btw that's just a joke... gotta liven up a little, men... but yeah sometimes its just hard to determine weather its a joke or just plain hate.. keep smart.

    +2
  • rockinron October 21, 2014

    can't read body langauge or facial expression when you read what someone has typed

    +2
  • nybadguy October 21, 2014

    I'd rock a gas mask with it just to be on the safer side.

    +1
  • fuk-tha-world October 22, 2014

    I didnt see anything in the manual about AID's protection

    +0
  • cellule October 24, 2014

    Comes with a gallon of Crisco to play Twister like you never did before.

    +0
 
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