Parking Lot Suck Job

I can't find a spot to park, but I can find a spot to get a suck job. That is one classy couple that just doesn't give a fuck. The guy walking by doesn't seem to give a fuck either. He probably just got done sucking a dick himself.

39 Comments
  • bigtex October 21, 2014

    I call next!!!

    +4
  • fistermister October 21, 2014

    We aint one a timing here, were mass communicating.

    +0
  • jlm77 October 21, 2014

    nothing to see here and keep it moving no for real nothing here to see

    +0
  • longhungwong October 21, 2014

    The meter maid must be trying to earn some tips.

    +4
  • hammerdown October 21, 2014

    bumper baby batter batman

    +2
  • goodster October 21, 2014

    MAN,,, Everyone's getting a BJ from a slut today except me. I'm feelin a bit left out.

    +2
  • picklehiesner October 21, 2014

    Wearing flip flops like a boss

    +3
  • matv October 21, 2014

    she just got done with the guy walking away

    +1
  • potrostation October 21, 2014

    Lot lizard. Trucker man knows.

    +4
  • donunderstan October 21, 2014

    If it tastes like shit he knows his roommate is gay.

    +1
  • eat3beans October 21, 2014

    He's also getting rear ended

    +1
  • rockinron October 21, 2014

    nice lookin titty peeking out there!

    +5
  • solidbriscoe October 21, 2014

    @bigtex... I hope you're calling next to get your dick sucked... Not to suck this guys dick...

    +3
  • whobe October 21, 2014

    She probably has cock and balls tatted on her lips.

    +1
  • crackerkiller October 21, 2014

    we all know bigtex is a cocksucker

    -6
  • bigtex October 21, 2014

    ^^^ and we all know you're a stupid nigger living with his grandma in the projects!! @solidbriscoe, really??

    +3
  • jlm77 October 21, 2014

    wouldn't that be funny if cracker killer was that nigger that can't tell how many minutes are in an hour

    +3
  • bigtex October 21, 2014

    @jlm77, that was/is cracklicker!!! Hey cracklicker, got a joke for you. A little black boy found a bucket of white paint and painted his arm's, legs, and face. He runs inside to show his dad. He said, \"Hey dad, look at me, I'm a white man!\" The dad slaped the shit out of him and said, \"You're a black boy damn it, be proud of it! Now go show your mom, then go wash that shit off!!\" The boy goes to show his mom, \"mom, look at me, I'm a white man!!\" The mom spanks his ass and says, \"You're a black boy and you better be proud of it!! Now go wash that shit off right now!!\" The boy was crying and on his way to the bathroom to clean up, when his grandma stopped him and said, \"Son, what's wrong?\" He said, \"Grandma I've been white for only 5 minutes and I already hate 2 niggers!!\"

    +5
  • crackerkiller October 21, 2014

    an engin and a CRACKER,how cute

    -8
  • crackerkiller October 21, 2014

    did you learn that in preschool pocahontas? come on na i know you can come better than that

    -8
  • solidbriscoe October 21, 2014

    ^syntax so gay.

    +3
  • spinal12 October 21, 2014

    get er done,, Maggy

    +0
  • rockinron October 21, 2014

    @bigtex a cowboy a indian and nigger were setting around a campfire in 1899. the cowboy said once we were few and now we are many. the indian said once we were many and now we are few. the nigger said once we were few, and now we are many also!!! the cowboy spit his chew and looked the nigger in the eye and said, yup thats true boy, but we aint played cowboys and niggers yet either, now have we!!

    +8
  • bigtex October 21, 2014

    @ron, +5!! What's the definition of irony? The most successful black in the US, STILL, lives is government housing!!

    +7
  • bigtex October 21, 2014

    What's the difference between a nigger and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four!!

    +6
  • bigtex October 21, 2014

    @cracksmoker, what's long and hard on a nigga!?

    1st grade!!

    +4
  • crackerkiller October 21, 2014

    both of you pussies jokes was gay.......HAY COCKRON DIDN'T YOU DIE FROM GETTING ASS RAPED OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

    -7
  • jlm77 October 21, 2014

    cracker killer where you home schooled

    +5
  • bigtex October 21, 2014

    Cracklicker, you are the stupid nigger that didn't know how many seconds are in an hour aren't you!?? You also don't know that \"hay\" is what livestock eats!! Retarded ass nigger!! That's why you hide inside because all the real niggas fuck with your dumb ass!!!

    +4
  • happyjack October 21, 2014

    Let me try one. What's the traditional first gift passed down from Indian parents to their children? Alcoholism. What's the traditional first gift from redneck parents to their children? A corrupted mind.

    -5
  • bigtex October 21, 2014

    @happy, I like that!! You're funny!! What's the most confusing day in the ghetto?? Father's day!! 3 things I can't give a black guy?? A black eye, a fat lip, or a fucking job!!

    +5
  • fulmerino October 21, 2014

    Good 'ol public face fuckin. Very nice. He's like hey, faggot, I'm fuckin my wife's face. Check it out. It's good face. I like it.

    +0
  • happyjack October 22, 2014

    @bigtex thanks.....I was pretty proud of those myself :-)

    +3
  • eat3beans October 22, 2014

    Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye while breaking wind ? A stinkey winkey wonkey donkey

    +3
  • sbohica October 22, 2014

    Can black parents (OH SRY, THATS AN OXYMORON), pass down anything to their rug rats? NO! (OH WAIT, MAYBE A LIFE SENTENCE, B BORN ALREADY ON PAROLE)... \"Don't worry, be happy....\"

    +0
  • rodeye2 October 22, 2014

    He looks at the dude to keep it hard.WTF

    +1
  • rockinron October 22, 2014

    what do you call a 80 year oldblack guy sitting in a fence row? antique farm equipment

    +2
  • dozer67 October 22, 2014

    After reading all those funny ass jokes I forgot what the picture was about, the sad part is it has nothing to do with black people.

    +1
  • cellule October 24, 2014

    That's the alcohol test..

    +0
 
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