I can't find a spot to park, but I can find a spot to get a suck job. That is one classy couple that just doesn't give a fuck. The guy walking by doesn't seem to give a fuck either. He probably just got done sucking a dick himself.
I call next!!!
We aint one a timing here, were mass communicating.
nothing to see here and keep it moving no for real nothing here to see
The meter maid must be trying to earn some tips.
bumper baby batter batman
MAN,,, Everyone's getting a BJ from a slut today except me. I'm feelin a bit left out.
Wearing flip flops like a boss
she just got done with the guy walking away
Lot lizard. Trucker man knows.
If it tastes like shit he knows his roommate is gay.
He's also getting rear ended
nice lookin titty peeking out there!
@bigtex... I hope you're calling next to get your dick sucked... Not to suck this guys dick...
She probably has cock and balls tatted on her lips.
we all know bigtex is a cocksucker
^^^ and we all know you're a stupid nigger living with his grandma in the projects!! @solidbriscoe, really??
wouldn't that be funny if cracker killer was that nigger that can't tell how many minutes are in an hour
@jlm77, that was/is cracklicker!!! Hey cracklicker, got a joke for you. A little black boy found a bucket of white paint and painted his arm's, legs, and face. He runs inside to show his dad. He said, \"Hey dad, look at me, I'm a white man!\" The dad slaped the shit out of him and said, \"You're a black boy damn it, be proud of it! Now go show your mom, then go wash that shit off!!\" The boy goes to show his mom, \"mom, look at me, I'm a white man!!\" The mom spanks his ass and says, \"You're a black boy and you better be proud of it!! Now go wash that shit off right now!!\" The boy was crying and on his way to the bathroom to clean up, when his grandma stopped him and said, \"Son, what's wrong?\" He said, \"Grandma I've been white for only 5 minutes and I already hate 2 niggers!!\"
an engin and a CRACKER,how cute
did you learn that in preschool pocahontas? come on na i know you can come better than that
^syntax so gay.
get er done,, Maggy
@bigtex a cowboy a indian and nigger were setting around a campfire in 1899. the cowboy said once we were few and now we are many. the indian said once we were many and now we are few. the nigger said once we were few, and now we are many also!!! the cowboy spit his chew and looked the nigger in the eye and said, yup thats true boy, but we aint played cowboys and niggers yet either, now have we!!
@ron, +5!! What's the definition of irony? The most successful black in the US, STILL, lives is government housing!!
What's the difference between a nigger and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four!!
@cracksmoker, what's long and hard on a nigga!?
both of you pussies jokes was gay.......HAY COCKRON DIDN'T YOU DIE FROM GETTING ASS RAPED OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
cracker killer where you home schooled
Cracklicker, you are the stupid nigger that didn't know how many seconds are in an hour aren't you!?? You also don't know that \"hay\" is what livestock eats!! Retarded ass nigger!! That's why you hide inside because all the real niggas fuck with your dumb ass!!!
Let me try one. What's the traditional first gift passed down from Indian parents to their children? Alcoholism. What's the traditional first gift from redneck parents to their children? A corrupted mind.
@happy, I like that!! You're funny!! What's the most confusing day in the ghetto?? Father's day!! 3 things I can't give a black guy?? A black eye, a fat lip, or a fucking job!!
Good 'ol public face fuckin. Very nice. He's like hey, faggot, I'm fuckin my wife's face. Check it out. It's good face. I like it.
@bigtex thanks.....I was pretty proud of those myself :-)
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye while breaking wind ? A stinkey winkey wonkey donkey
Can black parents (OH SRY, THATS AN OXYMORON), pass down anything to their rug rats? NO! (OH WAIT, MAYBE A LIFE SENTENCE, B BORN ALREADY ON PAROLE)... \"Don't worry, be happy....\"
He looks at the dude to keep it hard.WTF
what do you call a 80 year oldblack guy sitting in a fence row? antique farm equipment
After reading all those funny ass jokes I forgot what the picture was about, the sad part is it has nothing to do with black people.
That's the alcohol test..