Your Wife Is A Fucking Bitch

I don't know how he did it, but he pissed off his wife and she chopped his dick off. And they weren't even married long. It said they were newlyweds. What a fucking cunt. I assume that's her first and last marriage. His too.

34 Comments
  • bigtex October 21, 2014

    Did she think that would make him less of a dick??

    +8
  • marcodufour October 21, 2014

    Can`t you just imagine Groucho holding that and saying " Isn`t that the most ridiculous thing you ever heard ? "

    +1
  • vulture October 21, 2014

    well that should stop him screwing around

    +3
  • nybadguy October 21, 2014

    No point in living anymore bro.

    +2
  • fistermister October 21, 2014

    Now he'll never give a fuck!

    +4
  • jlm77 October 21, 2014

    he's black so my guess is the fat bitch must try to bite it off

    +3
  • phuchuebuddy October 21, 2014

    Lorena Bobbit strikes again

    +1
  • goodster October 21, 2014

    Zero fucks given!

    +2
  • picklehiesner October 21, 2014

    Beheaded the angry American wife way

    +2
  • matv October 21, 2014

    uh...his dick is almost cut off, what's the catheter hooked to?

    +1
  • potrostation October 21, 2014

    Shaqisha Bobbitt?

    +7
  • longhungwong October 21, 2014

    He's going to have a high pitched voice from now on.

    +3
  • donunderstan October 21, 2014

    Maybe the dick had it coming.

    +3
  • eat3beans October 21, 2014

    Hey stumpy boy now you can sell that in the Asian market

    +2
  • rockinron October 21, 2014

    he's pakistani, aparently hs 13 year old new wife didn't want to get married ,but he didnt give a fuck and made her marry him anyways. then when they had sex the first time ,she didnt want him and again he didnt give a shit and fucked the hell outta the 13 year old giving her the best 24 seconds of his life. well he went to sleep and she whacked his dick off. now she is in jail facing prison. gotta love middle eastern thinking. bunch of fucking moronic assholes!

    +1
  • solidbriscoe October 21, 2014

    He shoulda stuck to fucking his camel.

    +3
  • solidbriscoe October 21, 2014

    ^they don't have thumbs to cut your dick off.

    +3
  • crackerkiller October 21, 2014

    well at he didn't do it to him self,unlike well you know who

    -7
  • bigtex October 21, 2014

    @cracklicker, do you have a fucking Ebonics keyboard!?

    +5
  • vaticider October 21, 2014

    Strange the inside looks like an orange.

    +3
  • truckingman October 21, 2014

    One word... FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +0
  • pizzapie October 21, 2014

    Looks like she skinned his ball too

    +3
  • toreal October 21, 2014

    ^^^^Lol crackerkiller!!! So true.

    -4
  • txdo_msk October 21, 2014

    Uh, I think maybe I need to go buy my wife the biggest ring I can find...

    +3
  • fulmerino October 21, 2014

    The face fucker got his dick bit off. Shoulda waited til you got home, douche.

    +0
  • honkie365 October 22, 2014

    Well, there goes that fallacy....

    +4
  • captjim October 22, 2014

    Free that poor girl.

    +0
  • tardnugget October 22, 2014

    Why does the dick meat inside look like a mandarin orange cross section

    +2
  • fuckstart October 22, 2014

    I hope that feeding tube serves blondes, brunette, and ginger. Ebony probably isnt an option anymore.

    +1
  • penzman October 23, 2014

    I dunno. I'd just had a piss, gave it a few more shakes than usual and then the thing fell off. My wife and her green vagina will be asking for explanations.

    +0
  • cellule October 24, 2014

    Listen, bitch, don't chew before you swallow, please.

    +0
  • ilovelamp October 26, 2014

    well by the look of his bell he has a lot of genital warts anyway so he had no use for it

    +0
  • yumadave March 26, 2015

    When your wife says not tonight dear she means it. Now it won't be any night for this guy.

    +0
  • xxdeadpoolxx August 20, 2015

    Still got a bigger dick the most men

    +0
 
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