The Bread Man Cometh

I never had any idea how many uses bread has until I started working at the bakery. My eyes are wide open now. I have a sweet pair of bread shoes, a super comfortable bread dick warmer and making your girlfriend a kick ass bread dildo so she can actually have an orgasm for once. I just need the loaf to stale for another day or two.

25 Comments
  • bigtex October 22, 2014

    I just decided to remove bread from my diet!

    +2
  • longhungwong October 22, 2014

    Nice LOAFers man!

    +10
  • xizang October 22, 2014

    And best of all, he makes his own Miracle Whip!

    By the way: Be careful. You'll get a yeast infection.

    +4
  • eat3beans October 22, 2014

    That's somebody's next door neighbor

    +2
  • fistermister October 22, 2014

    It's pretty obvious you didn't take your little blue pill today.

    +1
  • longhungwong October 22, 2014

    He's definitely sub-human.

    +2
  • whobe October 22, 2014

    Nothing like loafing around and drinking beer.

    +4
  • jlm77 October 22, 2014

    the unseen selfies of Jimmy John

    +0
  • hammerdown October 22, 2014

    keep drinking your not toasted yet

    +3
  • tardnugget October 22, 2014

    Oh my god, thats disgusting. what the fuck is wrong with people? Am I the only one who sees the hideous couch cover? Sickening.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe October 22, 2014

    id rather wear shit for shoes. It's warmer for longer...

    +0
  • goodster October 22, 2014

    You may wanna wash your feet once in a while,, They're looking a little CRUSTY.

    +1
  • txdo_msk October 22, 2014

    Wonder how he butters his toes-t?

    +0
  • vaticider October 22, 2014

    Slow day in the CS universe..

    +1
  • potrostation October 22, 2014

    How's that Jerrod diet working out for you?

    +0
  • spinal12 October 22, 2014

    Hold the mayo

    +0
  • sbohica October 22, 2014

    Glad to see hes Risen to the occasion with White Bread!!!

    +0
  • happyjack October 22, 2014

    All of those white breads look alike.

    +1
  • fulmerino October 22, 2014

    What the fuck....

    +0
  • magnus October 23, 2014

    Subway

    +0
  • mykejp October 23, 2014

    He's just LOAFING around.

    +0
  • rockinron October 23, 2014

    his brothers the one that wears bread helmets to all the riots!

    +0
  • nybadguy October 23, 2014

    So much bread but not enuff meat.

    +0
  • cellule October 24, 2014

    Stella in a can?? Get a life..

    +0
  • xxdeadpoolxx August 20, 2015

    way to much time on your hands

    +0
 
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