That's A Winning Hand

Well look at that, she's got a straight flush. I'd like to straight flush the semen out of penis all over her perfect, perky, natural tits. I guess I'll have to wait about 10 minutes though, since I just straight flushed all over my belly.

26 Comments
  • bigtex October 22, 2014

    \"No, no, sweetie, the winner takes their clothes off!!\"

    +1
  • longhungwong October 22, 2014

    I'd poke'r face!

    +7
  • fistermister October 22, 2014

    I just had a Royal-flush in my pants.

    +5
  • wifebeater2000 October 22, 2014

    you know shes a whore when she has a condom dispensor in the t.v room

    +0
  • eat3beans October 22, 2014

    Time for a corn hole massage

    +0
  • dozer67 October 22, 2014

    I didn't even see the cards.

    +0
  • longhungwong October 22, 2014

    Maybe I can get my hands on that nice pair if I play my cards right.

    +1
  • tardnugget October 22, 2014

    All i see is what looks like some laundry in the background this bitch should be doin instead of playing pokemon or wtfever kind of cards shes holding

    -2
  • whobe October 22, 2014

    She looks half blitzed and ready to fuck. I'm ready to smoke some crack.

    +0
  • fuckstart October 22, 2014

    Foxy cat fight? Vintage hat vintage tan lines looks like a trailer slut is moving up.

    +0
  • rockinron October 22, 2014

    pardon me miss....but could see some I.D. ?

    +0
  • solidbriscoe October 22, 2014

    That's a trailer, Wifebeater2k... Why didn't you recognize that? But can she get my Wang Dang Doodle all night long?

    +0
  • goodster October 22, 2014

    Can I Play??

    +0
  • xizang October 22, 2014

    There HAS to be something major wrong with her. She looks absolutely perfect. Perfectly perfect. And you know how it is with women: There's ALWAYS a trade-off. Wonder what hers is>

    +0
  • fuckyourself October 22, 2014

    Coeds>

    +0
  • ouch October 22, 2014

    She could make me turn STRAIGHT!

    -1
  • englishgent October 22, 2014

    ^You sir are a disgraceful homosexual. Then again you're Australian so no surprise.

    +0
  • jayisafag October 22, 2014

    WRONG! My hand is the winning hand.

    +1
  • sbohica October 22, 2014

    Wow!!! No words needed...

    +0
  • dormagen1 October 22, 2014

    i wast want to put 1 in her 0 and jack up that queen in front of the king. while putting my thumb in her ace hole.

    +0
  • happyjack October 22, 2014

    I'd give her my blackjack. Get it? Happyjack, blackjack...see what I did there?

    +0
  • fulmerino October 22, 2014

    Well, doesn't she have beautiful eyes...

    +0
  • ouch October 23, 2014

    @englishgent Do you have a sign at the airport that says Next dentist 4 countries >>> that way?. I'm not a homo! I'm Bi you fag

    +0
  • englishgent October 23, 2014

    Bisexual eh? Your family must be so proud.

    +1
  • cellule October 24, 2014

    ♫ I'm faping awayyyyy ♪

    +0
  • sleeko October 27, 2014

    What's the buy in?

    +0
 
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