Well look at that, she's got a straight flush. I'd like to straight flush the semen out of penis all over her perfect, perky, natural tits. I guess I'll have to wait about 10 minutes though, since I just straight flushed all over my belly.
\"No, no, sweetie, the winner takes their clothes off!!\"
I'd poke'r face!
I just had a Royal-flush in my pants.
you know shes a whore when she has a condom dispensor in the t.v room
Time for a corn hole massage
I didn't even see the cards.
Maybe I can get my hands on that nice pair if I play my cards right.
All i see is what looks like some laundry in the background this bitch should be doin instead of playing pokemon or wtfever kind of cards shes holding
She looks half blitzed and ready to fuck. I'm ready to smoke some crack.
Foxy cat fight? Vintage hat vintage tan lines looks like a trailer slut is moving up.
pardon me miss....but could see some I.D. ?
That's a trailer, Wifebeater2k... Why didn't you recognize that? But can she get my Wang Dang Doodle all night long?
Can I Play??
There HAS to be something major wrong with her. She looks absolutely perfect. Perfectly perfect. And you know how it is with women: There's ALWAYS a trade-off. Wonder what hers is>
She could make me turn STRAIGHT!
^You sir are a disgraceful homosexual. Then again you're Australian so no surprise.
WRONG! My hand is the winning hand.
Wow!!! No words needed...
i wast want to put 1 in her 0 and jack up that queen in front of the king. while putting my thumb in her ace hole.
I'd give her my blackjack. Get it? Happyjack, blackjack...see what I did there?
Well, doesn't she have beautiful eyes...
@englishgent Do you have a sign at the airport that says Next dentist 4 countries >>> that way?. I'm not a homo! I'm Bi you fag
Bisexual eh? Your family must be so proud.
♫ I'm faping awayyyyy ♪
What's the buy in?