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posted by Jay D. on 10/24/2014

That's Not A Big Mac

Clearly that's not a Big Mac. It looks like someone ordered off the Dollar Menu. The good new is, this is the cheapest this dude has ever paid to get laid. The bad news is, now your dick has cholesterol problems. And for a bit of some advice. Dude, get the week wacker out and trim the pubes. It's not the 1970s.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
nybadguy
I do the same thing at the movies with the popcorn container.
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 1:19 PM

ballshorts
Is it weird that I kind of feel like a big mac all of a sudden?
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 1:39 PM

ballshorts
Those are some straight pubes!
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 1:40 PM

yeayeayea
New at FagDonalds: double micro sausage with pubes.
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 1:49 PM

rockinron
jay, did you order this for adam? don’t forget the thighs and a poke!
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 1:53 PM

eat3beans
Bon apetite
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 1:54 PM

bigtex
Guess you have to amuse yourself, cause no woman is amused by a dick no bigger than a cheese burger!!
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 1:59 PM

whobe
I’d like to hit that with a 9 iron.
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 2:05 PM

potrostation
Mc Fur burger
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 2:17 PM

bigdaddy88
That's not the special sauce I asked for.
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 2:53 PM

mrpoop
fuck no, man
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 3:47 PM

vulture
did he cum in the bottom layer
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 3:57 PM

ballshorts
How is he entirely hairless besides the fuckin mop around his dick? Fuckin asians
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 4:05 PM

wardo56
They’re small. Ill take 2
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 5:02 PM

zmolez
10 bucks says he ate it a after applying his own special sauce, ps straight pubes=Asian ....fyi
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 5:42 PM

burlyfish
Two all beef testies, special sauce. foreskin, cheese, wrinkled, wiggler, on a semenseed bun
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 5:56 PM

vaticider
Never saw strait pubic hair before, hope to never see it again....on a guy
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 6:52 PM

loulou
There still isn’t enough meat in that fucker!
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 7:11 PM

goodster
You are what you EAT!
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 7:20 PM

tardnugget
Quarter incher with cheese, extra mayo
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 7:42 PM

potrostation
Fuck McDonald’s is just and expression, man!
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 8:14 PM

fulmerino
They never look like the picture...what the fuck.
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 9:35 PM

longhungwong
Cheezy little fucker.
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 9:53 PM

rockinron
now i see why mcdonalds drop 31 points in the 3rd qauter report this year.
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 11:32 PM

bite-me71
Things guys do to get some chick to suck his dick.
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posted on: 10-24-14 @ 11:55 PM

nybadguy
Mc chubby with pickle. Jay. Your orders up. Just pull over I'll have him run it out to your car.
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posted on: 10-25-14 @ 12:21 AM

dkgarr999
Lunch for "Slappy"?
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posted on: 10-26-14 @ 2:08 AM

ilovelamp
japanese pube bushes are always weird man
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posted on: 10-26-14 @ 12:19 PM

sleeko
So, that’s what they mean by "condoments".
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posted on: 10-27-14 @ 3:21 PM

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