That's not a big mac

Clearly that's not a Big Mac. It looks like someone ordered off the Dollar Menu. The good new is, this is the cheapest this dude has ever paid to get laid. The bad news is, now your dick has cholesterol problems. And for a bit of some advice. Dude, get the week wacker out and trim the pubes. It's not the 1970s.

29 Comments
  • nybadguy October 24, 2014

    I do the same thing at the movies with the popcorn container.

    +6
  • ballshorts October 24, 2014

    Is it weird that I kind of feel like a big mac all of a sudden?

    +5
  • ballshorts October 24, 2014

    Those are some straight pubes!

    +3
  • yeayeayea October 24, 2014

    New at FagDonalds: double micro sausage with pubes.

    +6
  • rockinron October 24, 2014

    jay, did you order this for adam? don't forget the thighs and a poke!

    +4
  • eat3beans October 24, 2014

    Bon apetite

    +3
  • bigtex October 24, 2014

    Guess you have to amuse yourself, cause no woman is amused by a dick no bigger than a cheese burger!!

    +4
  • whobe October 24, 2014

    I'd like to hit that with a 9 iron.

    +4
  • potrostation October 24, 2014

    Mc Fur burger

    +4
  • bigdaddy88 October 24, 2014

    That's not the special sauce I asked for.

    +4
  • mrpoop October 24, 2014

    fuck no, man

    +2
  • vulture October 24, 2014

    did he cum in the bottom layer

    +2
  • ballshorts October 24, 2014

    How is he entirely hairless besides the fuckin mop around his dick? Fuckin asians

    +1
  • wardo56 October 24, 2014

    They're small. Ill take 2

    +3
  • zmolez October 24, 2014

    10 bucks says he ate it a after applying his own special sauce, ps straight pubes=Asian ....fyi

    +4
  • burlyfish October 24, 2014

    Two all beef testies, special sauce. foreskin, cheese, wrinkled, wiggler, on a semenseed bun

    +6
  • vaticider October 24, 2014

    Never saw strait pubic hair before, hope to never see it again....on a guy

    +1
  • loulou October 24, 2014

    There still isn't enough meat in that fucker!

    +2
  • goodster October 24, 2014

    You are what you EAT!

    +1
  • tardnugget October 24, 2014

    Quarter incher with cheese, extra mayo

    +2
  • potrostation October 24, 2014

    Fuck McDonald's is just and expression, man!

    +2
  • fulmerino October 24, 2014

    They never look like the picture...what the fuck.

    +3
  • longhungwong October 24, 2014

    Cheezy little fucker.

    +3
  • rockinron October 25, 2014

    now i see why mcdonalds drop 31 points in the 3rd qauter report this year.

    +0
  • bite-me71 October 25, 2014

    Things guys do to get some chick to suck his dick.

    +2
  • nybadguy October 25, 2014

    Mc chubby with pickle. Jay. Your orders up. Just pull over I'll have him run it out to your car.

    +2
  • dkgarr999 October 26, 2014

    Lunch for "Slappy"?

    +0
  • ilovelamp October 26, 2014

    japanese pube bushes are always weird man

    +0
  • sleeko October 27, 2014

    So, that's what they mean by "condoments".

    +0
 
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