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posted by Big Jeff on 10/27/2014

Discreetly Packaged Goods

Every time I hear the phrase "discreetly packaged" I wonder how discreet. What's to say you don't get packaged by some shithead on his last day? For the person above at least their dickhead had a good sense of Internet humor.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
xizang
This reminds me of you guys here. A big collection of pricks.
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posted on: 10-27-14 @ 1:29 PM

zmolez
What's with the Akita on the box? Mine would be offended that's all I see wrong there
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posted on: 10-27-14 @ 1:35 PM

tardnugget
Are you saying my giant dildos AREN’T supposed to arrive looking like this?
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posted on: 10-27-14 @ 1:49 PM

bigtex
Man, pussysurveyor sure is gonna be embarrassed!! A big asshole in a couple of ways!!
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posted on: 10-27-14 @ 1:57 PM

mrlongshot
This is partly why I couldn't work for a delivery service. I would be writing all kinds of shit on boxes. "Fresh Columbian Cocaine" etc...
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posted on: 10-27-14 @ 2:03 PM

whobe
Only a dick would do this.
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posted on: 10-27-14 @ 2:06 PM

eat3beans
I would also glue a few pieces of corn on it
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posted on: 10-27-14 @ 3:44 PM

goodster
I see ADAM got a special delivery.
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posted on: 10-27-14 @ 3:47 PM

happyjack
That’s one way to try to sneak your drug shipment past the postal inspectors.
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posted on: 10-27-14 @ 3:52 PM

longhungwong
Nice big brown package for Ms Sanchez?.. I think I know what I’m gonna be for halloween now.
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posted on: 10-27-14 @ 5:33 PM

ballshorts
There’s My Package!!!!
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posted on: 10-27-14 @ 5:56 PM

potrostation
This is how you mail pot.
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posted on: 10-27-14 @ 9:10 PM

pinchetumadre
Honey I'll get the mail..
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posted on: 10-28-14 @ 9:08 AM

rockinron
hey my box of monkey cunts is here!
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posted on: 10-28-14 @ 1:33 PM

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