Every time I hear the phrase "discreetly packaged" I wonder how discreet. What's to say you don't get packaged by some shithead on his last day? For the person above at least their dickhead had a good sense of Internet humor.
This reminds me of you guys here. A big collection of pricks.
What's with the Akita on the box? Mine would be offended that's all I see wrong there
Are you saying my giant dildos AREN'T supposed to arrive looking like this?
Man, pussysurveyor sure is gonna be embarrassed!! A big asshole in a couple of ways!!
This is partly why I couldn't work for a delivery service. I would be writing all kinds of shit on boxes. \"Fresh Columbian Cocaine\" etc...
Only a dick would do this.
I would also glue a few pieces of corn on it
I see ADAM got a special delivery.
That's one way to try to sneak your drug shipment past the postal inspectors.
Nice big brown package for Ms Sanchez?.. I think I know what I'm gonna be for halloween now.
There's My Package!!!!
This is how you mail pot.
Honey I'll get the mail..
hey my box of monkey cunts is here!