Have you been looking for a romantic getaway to spend some time with your lady? Well look no further. Take her to Dildo Island and let her enjoy all it has to offer. You might enjoy it more than you'd expect.
I'm staying the fuck out of there
Dildo Island Tours " Get on, Get off, Get out"
adam lives here with big jeff
She'll never be the same after all the excitement.. or walk the same.
Dildo-Exit 28. Left on Route 80. Right on Brown Hole Rd.
Get off on the exit!
Home of the Spread Eagle.
It's just a big navy obstacle course
you can get there 2 ways, on the love boat or lesbian airway charter plane.
The tour guide is a real dick!!
Im fucked if my bitch finds this place
It's more of a peninsula
Do they have a sports arena? Then they can do \"Dildo night at the Dildo island arena\"... That would blow my mind up.... Get video. Send it to crazyshit.
Home sweet home
You can't miss it. It's right next to whore island.
How many 'people' would go there???
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