You know when you realize you made it in life when you look in the mirror and have purple hair. That and you are 125 pounds overweight and look like a dead and bloated Punky Brewster. The tits look ok, but everything is just kinda weird.
Judging by the photographer, the tiny nipples, and that chiseled chin, that flag is probably hiding the flag pole.
Looks like Grimace got himself into the porn business after the McDonald's downsizing.
Either that chic has a dick or that guy is one hell of a salesman!!
What the hell is with the purple hair and gay ass socks.
i just wanna know how that piece of pizza face down on the deck falls into all this.
girls are more comfy naked when the photog is gay
She could hoist that flag with her penis
I'm at attention.
She fucks like a champ
Daaaaaamn!!!! Check out the varicose on that left calf
That dude has a net worth in excess of 10mil, a cock bigger than @wong and prob does this everyday with women. Face it gentlemen, the man can look anyway he wants..... We here in the PG are piss ants!
Crusty the clown now taking pictures..
I love my country...but this makes us look retarded.
Money is a terrible thing..
It's Tinky Winky without his costume on his days off.