When Photoshoots Go Weird

You know when you realize you made it in life when you look in the mirror and have purple hair. That and you are 125 pounds overweight and look like a dead and bloated Punky Brewster. The tits look ok, but everything is just kinda weird.

16 Comments
  • happyjack October 31, 2014

    Judging by the photographer, the tiny nipples, and that chiseled chin, that flag is probably hiding the flag pole.

    +2
  • longhungwong October 31, 2014

    Looks like Grimace got himself into the porn business after the McDonald's downsizing.

    +7
  • bigtex October 31, 2014

    Either that chic has a dick or that guy is one hell of a salesman!!

    +2
  • whobe October 31, 2014

    What the hell is with the purple hair and gay ass socks.

    +3
  • rockinron October 31, 2014

    i just wanna know how that piece of pizza face down on the deck falls into all this.

    +3
  • matv October 31, 2014

    girls are more comfy naked when the photog is gay

    +4
  • darkmadness October 31, 2014

    She could hoist that flag with her penis

    +4
  • big_daddy305 October 31, 2014

    Nice socks.

    +1
  • potrostation October 31, 2014

    I'm at attention.

    +3
  • eat3beans October 31, 2014

    She fucks like a champ

    +2
  • txdo_msk October 31, 2014

    Daaaaaamn!!!! Check out the varicose on that left calf

    +2
  • sbohica November 1, 2014

    That dude has a net worth in excess of 10mil, a cock bigger than @wong and prob does this everyday with women. Face it gentlemen, the man can look anyway he wants..... We here in the PG are piss ants!

    +2
  • vaticider November 1, 2014

    Crusty the clown now taking pictures..

    +0
  • dullfeathers November 1, 2014

    I love my country...but this makes us look retarded.

    +3
  • cellule November 1, 2014

    Money is a terrible thing..

    +0
  • penzman November 2, 2014

    It's Tinky Winky without his costume on his days off.

    +0
 
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