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posted by Adam H. on 11/1/2014

No Jerking Off

I've never seen the no jerking off sign in the airplane bathroom before. I suppose that means I should ask a flight attendant for some oral assistance. Or just stay in my seat and beat it under the blanket.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
tardnugget
Remember when you used to be able to rub one out while having a cigarette at 20,000ft? Pepperidge farm remembers.
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posted on: 11-01-14 @ 10:49 AM

bigtex
First no gang rape and now this!?? Bullshit!!
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posted on: 11-01-14 @ 11:33 AM

chupamiverga
they must have known adam was on that flight
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posted on: 11-01-14 @ 11:42 AM

potrostation
tardnugget stole it like spinners on a Honda.
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posted on: 11-01-14 @ 11:49 AM

cellule
..I’ll use my right hand then..
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posted on: 11-01-14 @ 12:23 PM

goodster
So if there is "NO SMOKING" ...than why is there still an ash tray???
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posted on: 11-01-14 @ 1:12 PM

whobe
Next they will tell you that you can’t shit on the toilet seat.
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posted on: 11-01-14 @ 1:12 PM

longhungwong
It’s the international sign for don’t be a jerk, remember others might be waiting to use the restroom.
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posted on: 11-01-14 @ 2:19 PM

eat3beans
Ok then I'll jerk off before going in
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posted on: 11-01-14 @ 2:53 PM

rockinron
30 years ago you could have had the stewardess hold your gun for you while you jerked off in the bathroom. and when you cum out she’d light your cigarettee for you and give your gun back. fuckin governments been slowly takeing all our constitutional rights away 1 at a time slowly.
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posted on: 11-01-14 @ 3:30 PM

darkmadness
They want to save money on cleaning supplies,before there was too many stains on the door
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posted on: 11-01-14 @ 5:52 PM

joedumber
I’ve never took it to that extreme, but i’ve gotten to my final destination and had to rub it down from hours torture on the plane of being forced to talk to hot stewardeses asking me if i want chicken or fish and getting their asses in my face.
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posted on: 11-02-14 @ 4:37 AM

dkgarr999
on south west you can pay a jacking-off fee
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 1:23 AM

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