I've never seen the no jerking off sign in the airplane bathroom before. I suppose that means I should ask a flight attendant for some oral assistance. Or just stay in my seat and beat it under the blanket.
Remember when you used to be able to rub one out while having a cigarette at 20,000ft? Pepperidge farm remembers.
First no gang rape and now this!?? Bullshit!!
they must have known adam was on that flight
tardnugget stole it like spinners on a Honda.
..I'll use my right hand then..
So if there is "NO SMOKING" ...than why is there still an ash tray???
Next they will tell you that you can't shit on the toilet seat.
It's the international sign for don't be a jerk, remember others might be waiting to use the restroom.
Ok then I'll jerk off before going in
30 years ago you could have had the stewardess hold your gun for you while you jerked off in the bathroom. and when you cum out she'd light your cigarettee for you and give your gun back. fuckin governments been slowly takeing all our constitutional rights away 1 at a time slowly.
They want to save money on cleaning supplies,before there was too many stains on the door
I've never took it to that extreme, but i've gotten to my final destination and had to rub it down from hours torture on the plane of being forced to talk to hot stewardeses asking me if i want chicken or fish and getting their asses in my face.
on south west you can pay a jacking-off fee