Gluten Free Lap Dances

I don't even know when it happened, but gluten is public enemy number one these days. And that's why The Great Alaskan Bush Company has gotten rid of all the gluten in their lap dances. I for one have no problem with gluten. Just keep the yeast out of my lap dance and I'm good.

22 Comments
  • iluvkitty November 5, 2014

    I will wait until they are Ebola free.

    +0
  • marcodufour November 5, 2014

    What gluten free ? Guess it means no flour and fat girls then.......

    +3
  • kanada November 5, 2014

    Looks like you parked in a handicap spot Adam. I'm sure you have a permit.

    +1
  • iluvkitty November 5, 2014

    ^^^ @ Kanada. Adam is next door, at "The Great Alaskan Dong Co."

    +4
  • vulture November 5, 2014

    at last lapdances that dont drip gluton down your trousers

    +1
  • longhungwong November 5, 2014

    Alaskan Bush eh... Sarah Palin works there don't ya know...

    +2
  • kanada November 5, 2014

    Lol kitty.+1

    +1
  • whobe November 5, 2014

    Since Crazy Shit owns this place who's giving lap dances?

    +1
  • woozlewuzzle November 5, 2014

    Great but I'm still allergic to Aids.

    +1
  • longhungwong November 5, 2014

    Might wanna give your doctor a ring.

    +2
  • longhungwong November 5, 2014

    ^^ dammit wrong page

    -3
  • potrostation November 5, 2014

    Dead dancers. No touching rules.

    +1
  • rockinron November 5, 2014

    when the outlaw celulite i'll start going there again!

    +1
  • bigtex November 5, 2014

    Lapdances are always best when the stripper is crying!!

    -2
  • anomalous November 5, 2014

    This is in Phoenix. Awsome place to waste money!!!

    +1
  • chupamiverga November 5, 2014

    this is the gay bar adam goes to

    +0
  • happyjack November 5, 2014

    Last night's missing dead stripper won't be needing that car anymore.

    +2
  • truckingman November 5, 2014

    Now every thing has to be 'Gluten Free,' Plant Proteins are good for you WTMF"F...

    +1
  • fuckybrained November 5, 2014

    I prefer the gluten in my lap dances

    +1
  • handsomedevil November 6, 2014

    ^^amen! skinny bitches don't make no bread, yo!

    -1
  • jlm77 November 8, 2014

    but full of cellulite

    +0
  • ill November 10, 2014

    YEAST!

    +0
 
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