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posted by Adam H. on 11/5/2014

Gluten Free Lap Dances

I don't even know when it happened, but gluten is public enemy number one these days. And that's why The Great Alaskan Bush Company has gotten rid of all the gluten in their lap dances. I for one have no problem with gluten. Just keep the yeast out of my lap dance and I'm good.
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iluvkitty
I will wait until they are Ebola free.
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 12:24 PM

marcodufour
What gluten free ? Guess it means no flour and fat girls then.......
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 12:29 PM

kanada
Looks like you parked in a handicap spot Adam. I'm sure you have a permit.
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 12:35 PM

iluvkitty
^^^ @ Kanada. Adam is next door, at "The Great Alaskan Dong Co."
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 12:39 PM

vulture
at last lapdances that dont drip gluton down your trousers
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 12:42 PM

longhungwong
Alaskan Bush eh... Sarah Palin works there don’t ya know...
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 1:05 PM

kanada
Lol kitty.+1
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 1:08 PM

whobe
Since Crazy Shit owns this place who’s giving lap dances?
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 1:10 PM

woozlewuzzle
Great but I’m still allergic to Aids.
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 1:48 PM

longhungwong
Might wanna give your doctor a ring.
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 2:11 PM

longhungwong
^^ dammit wrong page
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 2:15 PM

potrostation
Dead dancers. No touching rules.
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 4:40 PM

rockinron
when the outlaw celulite i’ll start going there again!
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 4:46 PM

bigtex
Lapdances are always best when the stripper is crying!!
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 5:48 PM

anomalous
This is in Phoenix. Awsome place to waste money!!!
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 6:07 PM

chupamiverga
this is the gay bar adam goes to
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 6:13 PM

happyjack
Last night’s missing dead stripper won’t be needing that car anymore.
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 6:24 PM

truckingman
Now every thing has to be ’Gluten Free,’ Plant Proteins are good for you WTMF"F...
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 6:50 PM

fuckybrained
I prefer the gluten in my lap dances
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 8:22 PM

handsomedevil
^^amen! skinny bitches don’t make no bread, yo!
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posted on: 11-06-14 @ 7:47 AM

jlm77
but full of cellulite
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posted on: 11-08-14 @ 3:52 AM

ill
YEAST!
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posted on: 11-10-14 @ 3:58 AM

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