Lost His Ring

I've never been one to wear rings, or any jewelry for that matter, and even if some lucky woman is able to convince me that marrying her is a good idea, I still won't wear a ring. This is one reason why. But if she wants me to wear a cock ring, then I suppose I could abide.

21 Comments
  • whobe November 5, 2014

    Digit hurt?

    +6
  • vulture November 5, 2014

    never try to take your finger out at the point of orgasm

    +3
  • longhungwong November 5, 2014

    That's nothing he lost his balls the minute he said "I Do".

    +2
  • makeyarise November 5, 2014

    There's still some meat on the bone for some lucky lady.

    +1
  • longhungwong November 5, 2014

    Might wanna give your doctor a ring.

    +3
  • rockinron November 5, 2014

    if you're real hungry, you gotta be real carefull when eating KFC. "its finger licking good"

    +2
  • crazyvet November 5, 2014

    You just turned that finger into a dog treat.

    +0
  • big_daddy305 November 5, 2014

    I think I chipped my fingernail.

    +1
  • kanada November 5, 2014

    That's why I always use a cucumber.

    +2
  • wifebeater2000 November 5, 2014

    by the size of that calluse , I can asume that happened while jerkin off

    +3
  • fulmerino November 5, 2014

    That's why I got the tattoo. I've seen this happen in person. Dude said he didn't even feel it. Fuck that.

    +2
  • goodster November 5, 2014

    I got a hang nail and it's killin me.

    +0
  • happyjack November 5, 2014

    It's what marriage feels like sometimes anyway.

    +3
  • truckingman November 5, 2014

    WTF degloved his finger???

    Wondering, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +1
  • fuckybrained November 5, 2014

    The rest look okay though

    +1
  • matv November 5, 2014

    vagina dentada

    +3
  • txdo_msk November 5, 2014

    Taking coyote ugly to a whole new level...

    +1
  • kanada November 5, 2014

    You got skin on your back ? Consider yourself lucky.

    +1
  • magnus November 6, 2014

    Did that hurt man.......ET phone home!!!!!!

    +1
  • handsomedevil November 6, 2014

    they say his wife got the house, the car, the kids, the dog, child support plus alimony... really stripped him to the bone!

    +1
  • loulou November 6, 2014

    Good thing it wasn't a cock ring.

    +0
 
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