Silly moose. Doesn't he know that animals can't drive cars? Well, Toonces could, but he was a very special cat. Besides, if the moose wanted to drive, he should have at least picked a vehicle he might be able to fit inside. Try an SUV next time.
Looks like the horn still works.
Does that count as rear ending some moose knuckle?
Go home moose your drunk!
at least his nuts are still intact...
Bullwinkle in da house!
Your car just got fucked up by some jerky!!
that made a real moose of the car
how the fuck did he hit a moose in his drive way?
Clearly, the moose's parachute failed to open.
It's supposed to go on TOP of the car..
Squirrel finally got him.
How in the hell did he get the beans above the frank? Franks and beans franks and beans.
AAAaahhh,,, You got some Moose Nuts on your chin.
That's one way to get supper. Most people just choot 'em, but to each his own.
A Hit and "Runnn..."
The Moose 'Hit(s)' your parked car, and You MF" "RUN" for your life....
In the Rut, the wonce testosterone filled Bull Moose saw his reflection in the car's windsheld think in was a rival and went full speed to ram the Mother fucker and end up Road Kill and dinner Rockinron.
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
Yeah, the wippers aren't gonna wipe him off, but good try though.
Can't he had to, He was the only one sober.
That's got to be the worst way to die, moose nuts in your face.
clark w. griswold:"we watch his program. we buy his toys. we go to his movies. doesn't he woes us, huh? he owes the griswold's, right? fucking aye right he owes us! don't be scared, i just think someone owes us an explanation, that's all!"
I thought you were crazy but now I see you're nuts!
@rockinron, If I could plus you 10 more times for that I would!! Very funny Ron!! :)
Apparently the passenger has discovered the taste of moose cock.