Moose Can't Drive

Silly moose. Doesn't he know that animals can't drive cars? Well, Toonces could, but he was a very special cat. Besides, if the moose wanted to drive, he should have at least picked a vehicle he might be able to fit inside. Try an SUV next time.

25 Comments
  • whobe November 5, 2014

    Looks like the horn still works.

    +4
  • longhungwong November 5, 2014

    Does that count as rear ending some moose knuckle?

    +6
  • milkweed November 5, 2014

    Go home moose your drunk!

    +3
  • nucnfuts November 5, 2014

    at least his nuts are still intact...

    +3
  • captjim November 5, 2014

    Bullwinkle in da house!

    +3
  • ballshorts November 5, 2014

    Nice dick

    +3
  • bigtex November 5, 2014

    Your car just got fucked up by some jerky!!

    +3
  • vulture November 5, 2014

    that made a real moose of the car

    +1
  • rockinron November 5, 2014

    how the fuck did he hit a moose in his drive way?

    +6
  • crazyvet November 5, 2014

    Clearly, the moose's parachute failed to open.

    +3
  • big_daddy305 November 5, 2014

    It's supposed to go on TOP of the car..

    +2
  • potrostation November 5, 2014

    Squirrel finally got him.

    +3
  • happyjack November 5, 2014

    How in the hell did he get the beans above the frank? Franks and beans franks and beans.

    +3
  • goodster November 5, 2014

    AAAaahhh,,, You got some Moose Nuts on your chin.

    +1
  • fulmerino November 5, 2014

    That's one way to get supper. Most people just choot 'em, but to each his own.

    +3
  • truckingman November 5, 2014

    A Hit and "Runnn..."

    +1
  • truckingman November 5, 2014

    The Moose 'Hit(s)' your parked car, and You MF" "RUN" for your life....

    +2
  • truckingman November 5, 2014

    In the Rut, the wonce testosterone filled Bull Moose saw his reflection in the car's windsheld think in was a rival and went full speed to ram the Mother fucker and end up Road Kill and dinner Rockinron.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    -1
  • kanada November 5, 2014

    Yeah, the wippers aren't gonna wipe him off, but good try though.

    +3
  • vaticider November 6, 2014

    Can't he had to, He was the only one sober.

    +0
  • rodeye2 November 6, 2014

    That's got to be the worst way to die, moose nuts in your face.

    +2
  • handsomedevil November 6, 2014

    clark w. griswold:"we watch his program. we buy his toys. we go to his movies. doesn't he woes us, huh? he owes the griswold's, right? fucking aye right he owes us! don't be scared, i just think someone owes us an explanation, that's all!"

    +2
  • loulou November 6, 2014

    I thought you were crazy but now I see you're nuts!

    +0
  • loulou November 6, 2014

    @rockinron, If I could plus you 10 more times for that I would!! Very funny Ron!! :)

    +0
  • dullfeathers November 7, 2014

    Apparently the passenger has discovered the taste of moose cock.

    +0
 
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