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posted by Adam H. on 11/5/2014

Moose Can't Drive

Silly moose. Doesn't he know that animals can't drive cars? Well, Toonces could, but he was a very special cat. Besides, if the moose wanted to drive, he should have at least picked a vehicle he might be able to fit inside. Try an SUV next time.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
whobe
Looks like the horn still works.
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 1:23 PM

longhungwong
Does that count as rear ending some moose knuckle?
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 1:26 PM

milkweed
Go home moose your drunk!
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 1:26 PM

nucnfuts
at least his nuts are still intact...
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 1:53 PM

captjim
Bullwinkle in da house!
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 2:01 PM

ballshorts
Nice dick
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 2:19 PM

bigtex
Your car just got fucked up by some jerky!!
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 2:52 PM

vulture
that made a real moose of the car
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 3:34 PM

rockinron
how the fuck did he hit a moose in his drive way?
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 3:41 PM

crazyvet
Clearly, the moose’s parachute failed to open.
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 3:48 PM

big_daddy305
It’s supposed to go on TOP of the car..
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 3:52 PM

potrostation
Squirrel finally got him.
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 4:35 PM

happyjack
How in the hell did he get the beans above the frank? Franks and beans franks and beans.
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 6:11 PM

goodster
AAAaahhh,,, You got some Moose Nuts on your chin.
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 6:12 PM

fulmerino
That’s one way to get supper. Most people just choot ’em, but to each his own.
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 6:16 PM

truckingman
A Hit and "Runnn..."
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 7:16 PM

truckingman
The Moose ’Hit(s)’ your parked car, and You MF" "RUN" for your life....
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 7:47 PM

truckingman
In the Rut, the wonce testosterone filled Bull Moose saw his reflection in the car’s windsheld think in was a rival and went full speed to ram the Mother fucker and end up Road Kill and dinner Rockinron. Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 7:49 PM

kanada
Yeah, the wippers aren't gonna wipe him off, but good try though.
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posted on: 11-05-14 @ 10:10 PM

vaticider
Can’t he had to, He was the only one sober.
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posted on: 11-06-14 @ 12:17 AM

rodeye2
That’s got to be the worst way to die, moose nuts in your face.
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posted on: 11-06-14 @ 4:42 AM

handsomedevil
clark w. griswold:"we watch his program. we buy his toys. we go to his movies. doesn’t he woes us, huh? he owes the griswold’s, right? fucking aye right he owes us! don’t be scared, i just think someone owes us an explanation, that’s all!"
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posted on: 11-06-14 @ 7:28 AM

loulou
I thought you were crazy but now I see you’re nuts!
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posted on: 11-06-14 @ 8:59 PM

loulou
@rockinron, If I could plus you 10 more times for that I would!! Very funny Ron!! :)
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posted on: 11-06-14 @ 8:59 PM

dullfeathers
Apparently the passenger has discovered the taste of moose cock.
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posted on: 11-06-14 @ 11:03 PM

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