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posted by Adam H. on 11/9/2014

Are You Pooping Wrong?

It makes sense. I guess there's a reason toilets don't grow out in the woods. You've all got to give this move a try now. I know I will once I get a couple sips of my morning coffee.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
spazman
Looks like he’s taking a shit on the back of the seat.
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posted on: 11-09-14 @ 11:55 AM

naktaa
Hey! 2003 can suck my dick
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posted on: 11-09-14 @ 12:11 PM

uranus
Don't squat on your toilet that way. If your fat ass breaks it. You will get sliced the fuck up!
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posted on: 11-09-14 @ 12:22 PM

vulture
holy shit dont tell me the french final got to do something right
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posted on: 11-09-14 @ 12:24 PM

longhungwong
PussySurveyor squats to pee!
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posted on: 11-09-14 @ 12:34 PM

bigtex
I'm fucking 6'8". I couldn't do that even if I tried my best!!
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posted on: 11-09-14 @ 12:34 PM

longhungwong
Shitting... its not only a science its also an art!
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posted on: 11-09-14 @ 12:47 PM

bigtex
Blow it out your ass, AND GIVE US OR WICS!!!!
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posted on: 11-09-14 @ 12:55 PM

potrostation
It says they tried 3 shitting positions. Was the third over the open mouth of an Asian?
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posted on: 11-09-14 @ 1:09 PM

whobe
That’s some Asian propaganda, don’t go telling me I’ve been sitting on the toilet seat wrong for the last 58 years and now I need to start shitting all over my ankles and toilet seat then slip off of it and break my neck. We no longer live in the woods and don’t have to shit like we do. Fuck those nasty slanted eye shit eaters. That’s my rant and I’m sticking to it.
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posted on: 11-09-14 @ 1:28 PM

otakuharakiri
That’s very impractical for getting a blumpkin. Back to the drawing board with ye!
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posted on: 11-09-14 @ 2:02 PM

fulmerino
This might work a small person, but it just isn’t gonna work for me. Andhow am I supposed to look at Crazyshit with my knees up to my chin?
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posted on: 11-09-14 @ 2:47 PM

picklehiesner
Tried it but it was very difficult to balance I got poop everywhere I do not recommend this technique. At the very least wear sneakers for traction as the seat can be a bit slick
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posted on: 11-09-14 @ 3:46 PM

eat3beans
It is a good way for anal
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posted on: 11-09-14 @ 4:06 PM

matv
speaking as someone headed towards 60, there is NO position that guarantees what any body waste will do at any given time
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posted on: 11-09-14 @ 5:34 PM

rockinron
ok that explains who’s been shitting all over the toilets at the walmarts and gas stations around here. damn asians
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posted on: 11-09-14 @ 5:49 PM

englishgent
@picklehiesner lmfao! +1 sir.
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posted on: 11-09-14 @ 6:15 PM

spinal12
We got a 5 gal bucket me my wife and the kids shit in we keep it behind the loveseat don’t worry folks it has a lid on it.
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posted on: 11-09-14 @ 7:05 PM

loulou
Don’t sit on the toilet, "SHIT" on the toilet.
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posted on: 11-09-14 @ 7:16 PM

truckingman
So we have to switch to ’squatting toilets’ now WTMF"BF???
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posted on: 11-09-14 @ 7:41 PM

joedumber
on thing about sarcasm, its that sometimes its the best answer. just sit on the toilet seat like regular and then tilt your pelvis back causing your hips to slightly rotate. more will come out than you knew was in there. i found this out by accident when i hit my mid 30’s and the internals start weakining. oh thats another topic, someone needs to come up with internal muscular exerecises to prevent prolapse.
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posted on: 11-09-14 @ 9:47 PM

dullfeathers
This is true...unfortunately I had my head in the toilet and sprayed my Grandma's wall with a double Checker burger after the Rockinron's funeral party.
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posted on: 11-10-14 @ 12:34 AM

1majorprick
It's official. There IS levels to this shit.
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posted on: 11-10-14 @ 4:51 AM

nybadguy
Wouldn't it make a big splash.
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posted on: 11-10-14 @ 8:13 AM

cellule
I have my own technique: I have a picture of Celine Dion on the wall in front of the toilet.
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posted on: 11-10-14 @ 1:05 PM

jackpot
Just sit and lean forward. Same difference, except you douse the back of the toilet with shit!
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posted on: 11-10-14 @ 6:56 PM

pussysurveyor
Kinda looks like one of those lame-fucking ass "make her squirt" pieces of shit that fucks you little assholes out of your lunch money.
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posted on: 11-13-14 @ 5:59 PM

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