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posted by Big Jeff on 11/10/2014

Alan Akbar’s New Clothing Line

Alan Akbar is back with a new business venture, Turban Outfitters. Is just a smelly ass store with window drape looking clothes, and tons of signs with horrible puns. "Winter blow out sales.","Our deals are the bomb!" And much more.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
donunderstan
Just down the block from TiDee DiDee Diapers store.
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posted on: 11-10-14 @ 1:27 PM

rockinron
conviently located next to alquidas dull and rusting knife shop. and across the street from alans snack bar!
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posted on: 11-10-14 @ 1:28 PM

tardnugget
Blowing up soon in a town near you
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posted on: 11-10-14 @ 2:15 PM

potrostation
Used explosive vests 1/2off.
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posted on: 11-10-14 @ 3:02 PM

bigtex
Repost!
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posted on: 11-10-14 @ 3:02 PM

fistermister
Hum,,,,, what did I say the last time this was posted?
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posted on: 11-10-14 @ 3:33 PM

goodster
SO now there’s TWO stores??!!
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posted on: 11-10-14 @ 3:54 PM

longhungwong
They got Sikh shit at this store!
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posted on: 11-10-14 @ 4:03 PM

kanada
Right next to repost mountain.
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posted on: 11-10-14 @ 4:10 PM

sexwithyourmom
Take that repost and shove it up your shithole
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posted on: 11-10-14 @ 4:11 PM

whobe
When will this guy go away.
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posted on: 11-10-14 @ 4:18 PM

truckingman
The comments are funnier the MF" pic.... LMMF’AO, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 11-10-14 @ 5:15 PM

otakuharakiri
Prophets are going through the roof.
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posted on: 11-10-14 @ 5:28 PM

aquahollic
good one allen
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posted on: 11-10-14 @ 5:29 PM

joedumber
Is that a sense of humor or another warning?
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posted on: 11-10-14 @ 9:28 PM

okie
Jeez, he's Sikh, not Muslim, people.
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posted on: 11-10-14 @ 10:32 PM

txdo_msk
He's a dot-head not a raghead...
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posted on: 11-10-14 @ 11:57 PM

tardnugget
^^^^ Hes a sihk? Like from star wars?
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posted on: 11-11-14 @ 12:19 AM

ilovelamp
when is the last time you heard of a sikh suicide bombing!?
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posted on: 11-11-14 @ 5:01 PM

okie
@txso: I'm not sure if Sikh women wear bindis. I think only Hindu women wear them. @tard: Lol. Funny. +1 @lamp: Well, Sikh bodyguards did assassinate Indira Gandhi but not with a bomb and it was 30 years ago.
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posted on: 11-11-14 @ 7:37 PM

dkgarr999
yet another failed kickstarter project
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posted on: 11-12-14 @ 4:03 AM

pussysurveyor
He’s a Sikh, you ignorant motherfuckers. Hates goat fuckers worse than you do.
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posted on: 11-13-14 @ 5:57 PM

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