Not every surprise waiting for you in the public bathroom is a bad one. Usually you walk in to see a giant shit floating in the toilet and piss all over the floors, but one day you just might strike gold like this. I'm still waiting.
I see my first threesome right here.
Her smile has consent written all over it.
Saying "yes" and NOT saying "no" are the same thing
must be my future x-wife with moral like that.
I bet I can predict how their night ends.
Never eat anything off a bathroom floor... fucking it is ok though.
I'd start a business. 5 bucks to touch and 10 bucks to fuck them. You only get 5 minutes though. I would have enough money by the end of the night to buy me a Russian bitch who is twice as drunk and still able to make me a sandwich.
That might already be a three-some! \"Something\" seems to be holding their legs behind the door and if not someone took the picture!!
I'll take two mops. Thank you.
This...is...my....DREAM. ...DATE. Slurp, slap, she'll get the check Garson.
You know, they are probably the type of chicks that fuck on the first date, will go ATM then suck off your buddy because he has a better car. Then they wonder why guys only want one thing.
so basically we're all rapist?... fine lot we are.
Don't worry^^ it's justified
They should take better care of their toys than that.