All things can be forgiven with bacon. At least that's what Socrates said. I'm pretty sure it was Socrates. Maybe Aristotle. Anyway, it's a proven fact that bacon solves all problems. Except morbid obesity.
Bacon is a start.. now get on your knees bish!
She doent know he's a muslim
That's my kinda Bitch
now wheres my blow job?
Always best when served to Jews and muslims.
Eat the bacon then dump her she's crazy and it will only get worse
Now clean my house and suck my dick!!
Aww how sweet, you can slap me then give me bacon!
Bitch ever smacks me and that better be her sisters pussy in that box to try and make up, I can get on my own bacon in 2 mins.
I hope she saved the bacon grease to lube her asshole after, that's an apology I can accept
Where is the rest of the sandwich?
I'm not sorry. I did you in the butt after you passed out.
Bacon will only cover one slap, getting drunk again and slapping me while we're fucking will make due for the second one
damn, i'm eating pizza and drooling over that bacon! wish the bitch woulda slapped me!
It's a damn good start.
She should know that the best way to say your sorry is on your knees.
Not excepted!!!! Lazy bitch didn't even make the bacon herself!
Thanks dude, I don't blame you. I was drunk too. I sure do love bacon.
You were drunk, indeed, you only slapped me once.
jim gaffigan approved
Bacon, a better apology gift than flowers any day.
funny, i had about that much this morning at Harris Teeter.