Bacon For Forgiveness

All things can be forgiven with bacon. At least that's what Socrates said. I'm pretty sure it was Socrates. Maybe Aristotle. Anyway, it's a proven fact that bacon solves all problems. Except morbid obesity.

23 Comments
  • longhungwong November 13, 2014

    Bacon is a start.. now get on your knees bish!

    +7
  • eat3beans November 13, 2014

    She doent know he's a muslim

    +5
  • johnhancock November 13, 2014

    That's my kinda Bitch

    +5
  • angerissues November 13, 2014

    now wheres my blow job?

    +2
  • xizang November 13, 2014

    Always best when served to Jews and muslims.

    +1
  • picklehiesner November 13, 2014

    Eat the bacon then dump her she's crazy and it will only get worse

    +4
  • bigtex November 13, 2014

    Now clean my house and suck my dick!!

    +1
  • veronika November 13, 2014

    Aww how sweet, you can slap me then give me bacon!

    +1
  • pinkdildolickr November 13, 2014

    Bitch ever smacks me and that better be her sisters pussy in that box to try and make up, I can get on my own bacon in 2 mins.

    +0
  • realtalks November 13, 2014

    I hope she saved the bacon grease to lube her asshole after, that's an apology I can accept

    +2
  • potrostation November 13, 2014

    Where is the rest of the sandwich?

    +4
  • potrostation November 13, 2014

    I'm not sorry. I did you in the butt after you passed out.

    +4
  • truckingman November 13, 2014

    BACON!!!

    +2
  • fuckybrained November 13, 2014

    Bacon will only cover one slap, getting drunk again and slapping me while we're fucking will make due for the second one

    +2
  • rockinron November 13, 2014

    damn, i'm eating pizza and drooling over that bacon! wish the bitch woulda slapped me!

    +2
  • pussysurveyor November 13, 2014

    It's a damn good start.

    -1
  • longhungwong November 13, 2014

    She should know that the best way to say your sorry is on your knees.

    +3
  • goodster November 13, 2014

    Not excepted!!!! Lazy bitch didn't even make the bacon herself!

    +1
  • solidbriscoe November 13, 2014

    Thanks dude, I don't blame you. I was drunk too. I sure do love bacon.

    +1
  • cellule November 13, 2014

    You were drunk, indeed, you only slapped me once.

    +2
  • handsomedevil November 13, 2014

    jim gaffigan approved

    +0
  • mykejp November 13, 2014

    Bacon, a better apology gift than flowers any day.

    +2
  • joedumber November 14, 2014

    funny, i had about that much this morning at Harris Teeter.

    +0
 
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