It's Not A Happy Sock

Thanks for your opinion, patch, but I don't call it a happy sock or a cream catcher. That right there is a spankerchief, and those are not just limited to socks. That crusty towel by your bed, that is going to break in half if you try to fold it, is also a spankerchief. Cum rag is also appropriate.

20 Comments
  • eat3beans November 13, 2014

    Why blow your goo into a sock when you can shoot it all over the place. Then when people come over turn on the black light

    +4
  • ludenlasivius November 13, 2014

    That's either two fags wringing it out or a guy with two left hands.

    +7
  • longhungwong November 13, 2014

    Is it wrong to use your sister-in-law's panties as a spankerchief?

    +10
  • picklehiesner November 13, 2014

    I'm sticking with a tissue

    +2
  • eat3beans November 13, 2014

    ^^ I don't have a sister, I had to use my grandmas

    +7
  • longhungwong November 13, 2014

    ^^^ hahahaha eat3beans

    +4
  • bigtex November 13, 2014

    Your mom is my \"spank-rag\"!!

    +2
  • jlm77 November 13, 2014

    I thought down south they just Fuck there cousins not socks

    +4
  • bigdaddy88 November 13, 2014

    I hate putting on cum socks on my feet by mistake. Like walking on glass.

    +4
  • pinkdildolickr November 13, 2014

    I use the same towel every night. I stand it up in the corner when I'm done with it...

    +6
  • potrostation November 13, 2014

    I called mine crusty.

    +3
  • fuckybrained November 13, 2014

    Wait, doesn't wringing it out defeat the purpose of catching it in the first place?

    +4
  • goodster November 13, 2014

    I just use the inside of my wives pillowcase.

    +2
  • rockinron November 13, 2014

    i normally just wipe it on the coat of the lady in front of me on the bus/subway.

    +2
  • nutball981 November 13, 2014

    Anyone else thought that stain on glass in the pic was on their monitor?

    +1
  • cellule November 13, 2014

    Thanks for not reproducing.

    +2
  • txdo_msk November 13, 2014

    Interesting enough, Adam, those patches are for a running club, part of a network of clubs called Hash House Harriers: a drinking club with a running problem. I bet half of the terms you saw were names of members somewhere in the world.

    +2
  • handsomedevil November 13, 2014

    happy sock, happyjack, tuh-may-toes, tow-mah-toes, what's the difference?

    +1
  • uranus November 14, 2014

    That's why I just do it in the shower at least once a day any extra fapping will be done over the toilet.

    +0
  • ratrod November 14, 2014

    ON ON!! Ch4 Chiangmai TH.

    +0
 
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