Thank god Monday isn't a person. Can you imagine having to explain to explain that everyone hates your guts..don't worry though Monday the kids still love you on Columbus Day.
Tuesday`s child is full of woes, he likes to go anal with the hoes.
must be a bull dike muslim restaurant.
I got your Monday right here bitch !
They got all the pussy and still bitch.
Deeeeeeeerf, man hating womanazi. Wants equal rights but doesn't want to work
Ever notice how dikes always seem to be fighting against men when nobody is really attacking them? Penis envy dammit!
Garfield did it.
Friday must be a woman. You work your ass off all week and sheonly comes once.
Must come too quickly? That soon changes with a wedding ring!
I seriously HATE family reunions.
Saturday must be wake up with an ugly fat chick ya scooped out of bar and pray she makes a killer omelette day.
+10 Englishgent!20 plus years and I can last for hours now without even thinking about it.In fact,I prefer not to think about it.
I always thought Monday was a woman because she's such a bitch.
monday must be a woman. nobody likes mondays.
No wonder they come fast, they can empty their balls but can't stand your whining..