Awww, let's all line up and give this guy some great big hugs, because he obviously didn't get enough from mommy and daddy. Who else wants to grab hold of a couple of those hooks and rip them out? I know I'm not the only one.
Watch out ladies, I don't think you want to get hooked on that!!
Guys like him make me wish I had a giant Acme horse shoe magnet.
Dude, you know you can buy one o'those boonie hats for your fishing tackle?
The only thing left is to throw him into a Cactus.
That's nothing. let's see if you can swallow a couple of them hooks
I'd love to see what happens when he sneezes.
Either daddy didnt hug him enough or hugged him too much.
throw some bacon on the hooks and send him to syria
The hook is baited now let's catch a shark
This guy's face wouldn't last five seconds in a mosh pit.
He faught tooth n nail!!!
Look at me! Look at me!
Daddy...daddy wasn't there
The only thing you're going to catch with this bait is an std.
The last time daddy played with him he was in his balls
Throw it back I think its contaminated.
a good old 69 is out of the question
They call him Coat-Hanger.
His guy sure is "hooked" on piercing things!
looks like he has been thrown back a few times
Tie some fishing line to those hooks a take him out 'Shark Fishing...'
Evilly smilling, Robert Hallock
How many worms did he had to eat to have all these hooks?
All that metal and dbag couldn't find a fuckin tweezers for those wooly eyebrows
This guys a total lure.
He is cool!
He needs attention? Nah, just a bullet.
This is the bait you use if you're trolling for cock
And his girlfriend is like, " He's so misunderstood!"
I wonder if those hooks get in the way when he's sucking dick