It's simple, yet effective. I wonder how long he spent engineering that homemade jacking off device of his. Apparently not as long as it would take him to learn how to not be a creepy motherfucker that could actually get some pussy.
Worst paper cut ever!
Somebody's gotta say it... Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker!
Pussysurveyor, you poor, lonely piece of shit!!
Fucking Macgyver of the masturbating world. I personally use a woman's vagina to shoot my load into but hey, to each their own.
i'm betting a nice home built fee fee feels much better
Unless it can make a sandwich afterwards then I ain't interested.
It's a 120v dick remover!
okay Jay i understand you get a kick out of seeing other dudes dicks can you please put some females with them jacking off thanks
There are SO many better ways to do this you cheap fuck
I can't imagine what the one for his ass looks like
Look Ma no hands !
Well isn't that special.
If your dick fits in a TP tube, that's about the only hole you will be putting it in.
Sex Machines for Men, too much time on his hands...
Wow, going to all that trouble just to bust a nut? Just crack one off ffs.
Hi im Bob Vila and today we got a little project for pussywhipped husbands
Where in the hell did u all find a pic of happyjack's pacifier? Anyway, he used an ole nigger ladies colon for a chew toy, go ahead and post that pic to... Peace...
Someone put a razor blade in there please.
First problem he has is the fact his boner can go through a toilet paper roll.