Hands Free Jacking Off

It's simple, yet effective. I wonder how long he spent engineering that homemade jacking off device of his. Apparently not as long as it would take him to learn how to not be a creepy motherfucker that could actually get some pussy.

20 Comments
  • potrostation November 18, 2014

    Worst paper cut ever!

    +8
  • ludenlasivius November 18, 2014

    Somebody's gotta say it... Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker!

    +4
  • bigtex November 18, 2014

    Pussysurveyor, you poor, lonely piece of shit!!

    +9
  • bigdaddy88 November 18, 2014

    Fucking Macgyver of the masturbating world. I personally use a woman's vagina to shoot my load into but hey, to each their own.

    +4
  • rockinron November 18, 2014

    i'm betting a nice home built fee fee feels much better

    +4
  • otakuharakiri November 18, 2014

    Unless it can make a sandwich afterwards then I ain't interested.

    +3
  • pinkdildolickr November 18, 2014

    It's a 120v dick remover!

    +3
  • jlm77 November 18, 2014

    okay Jay i understand you get a kick out of seeing other dudes dicks can you please put some females with them jacking off thanks

    +0
  • fuckybrained November 18, 2014

    There are SO many better ways to do this you cheap fuck

    +4
  • eat3beans November 18, 2014

    I can't imagine what the one for his ass looks like

    +2
  • picklehiesner November 18, 2014

    Look Ma no hands !

    +4
  • goodster November 18, 2014

    Well isn't that special.

    +1
  • jayisafag November 18, 2014

    If your dick fits in a TP tube, that's about the only hole you will be putting it in.

    +2
  • truckingman November 18, 2014

    Sex Machines for Men, too much time on his hands...

    +2
  • englishgent November 18, 2014

    Wow, going to all that trouble just to bust a nut? Just crack one off ffs.

    +1
  • tardnugget November 19, 2014

    Hi im Bob Vila and today we got a little project for pussywhipped husbands

    +2
  • sbohica November 19, 2014

    Where in the hell did u all find a pic of happyjack's pacifier? Anyway, he used an ole nigger ladies colon for a chew toy, go ahead and post that pic to... Peace...

    +0
  • handsomedevil November 19, 2014

    self-acclaimed sex-machine

    +0
  • darkmadness November 19, 2014

    Someone put a razor blade in there please.

    +0
  • ptsd33 November 19, 2014

    First problem he has is the fact his boner can go through a toilet paper roll.

    +0
 
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