Fuck that, I quit. You won mother nature. I'm not shoveling this shit anymore. If that was me, I think'd I'd get up on the roof with a heater and melt that shit. Maybe throw some ice melt on there and call it a day.
The more I see this the more I want to move south !!
natures way of saying eff off
Nature can be such a cunt.
Something tells me they sell snowshoes at your local shoe store.
Yeah...fuck that! I'd be packing my shit and moving. It snows here I live too but if it ever snows 6ft in a week, I'm done.
stick of TNT will shift that
He came, he saw, he quit
Fuck that being trapped in my house 6 months out of the year. Are you enjoying yourself now @rockinron? "Only pussies live in the South". Right! Only a dumb ass would want to live in this shit year after year. Enjoy!
Just shape it into a big vagina and crawl inside
I would rather be struck and killed by Lightning than killed by an Avalanche from my roof.
That shits gonna bring the house down!
Should have left it and jumped it with your car.
Another reason why I left Michigan.
this was in buffalo! and yah whobe us real men live up north in the hand state. we are brave enough and bad enough even the disabled one's, to live in a state that can kill you with a snow storm if you don't know how to live here. you southern bells fucking cry when the temp drops below 50 degrees. hell we're still in our sumer shorts until 40 degree's! snow sucks but real men know how to deal with it, and live with it!!
Got Cocaine Grab A Shovel
Buffalo can suck my balls. San Diego was the best place I ever lived. Cold makes you tough? Then explain to me why there are so many sissies in Norway?
Shoveling snow is worse than cutting grass.
It was a real tough one here today. A frigid 58 degrees. Yeah it cost alot to live here but there's a reason for it...
^ I know your a pretty smart guy happyjack. Just wondering why you make a lot one word.
Rockinron & I would be sticking our beers in there.
Yes. This is where i live. My house was right underneath the snowband for about 3 days. Total accumulation at my house is 7' or 80"-85". I just got done shoveling and snow blowing after 3 days straight just to clear out my driveway so I can get my cars out. 13 people have died so far from the storm. Most from heart attacks from shoveling but the rest were found frozen to death inside their cars buried under several feet of snow. They just recently opened the thruway back up and the national guard is still unburying most of the area. Right now the next set of worries is roof collapsings, which there have been about 2 dozen or so already, and flooding next week when all this snow melts. 7' of snow condensed into liquid form equates to 6' of rain. Flash floods and basement floodings are to be expected. Dead motherfucker ron was right; only the hearty can live here. The rest of you slack jaw faggots live on easy street.
Thanks for the report 1701. Glad to hear you and the family are OK. You must be on hoildays or no trucks to load.
I couldn't go to work for 4 days straight. My check next week is going to fucking suck Skylarblue balls.
@kanada: BTW, People are in fact sticking their Beer and Liquor in the snow. Some people open their doors to find snow all the way up it, so they just stick the bottles inside and "Whoila!"; Instant fridge!
Well that really sucks...but when we see people starving in other countries we say "Move to where the food is"...That kind of snow would make my Slack jawed ass move to a warmer Latitude.
Been there done that. I'm in Toronto, feel sorry for you guys in Buffalo.
At time like that, you just give MF" up...
Live near the Suwannee river in the later part of winter and spring when it MF" raining. We can get 6" to 6' of water rasing the river up 15' or more at times. Luckly, I live out side of the flood zone Urapnes1701d...
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
I think I'm gonna have my wife GO and kick Mother Natures ASS!
Wait until it hit's 60 degrees on Saturday
@captjim: Monday actually, and no Im not anticipating that.
Ya just have to love Tucson Arizona.
@truckingman: Our local rivers and creeks here always crest and flood in thew spring when the snow and Ice melts. It creates Ice dams at all the major bridges and causes massive area flooding. Not as high as 15' But our flood stage is 7-8' and thats enough to cause real havoc.
@salchichon: Never been there and probably will never be able to go there even just to visit. But I like having 4 seasons here as opposed to southern states that only have 2 or even 1 like New Mexico and Arizona.
@kanada it's funny because I know it's incorrect but for some reason I just like the way alot looks over a lot, don't have any idea why. I'm living on the edge breaking the rules.
@happy,lol. Thx man, I knew you knew. Just curious.
Now my wife understand the real need for a set of 33" mud-dogger Mickey Thompson on the snowblower.
Mmmmmmm...Florida, l will stick to my sex on the beach in a comfortable 68 degrees while I share a craft of Ameretto with the ho's on Thanksgiving vacation....FUCK the snow.
Oh, SHIT... I forgot about that urapnes1701d, Ijust being friendly, sometimes we have branchs, logs, and mud daming up the creeks, rivers, lakes, and ponds; however, you're right the shit sucks...