Multi-Purpose Tool

And all this time you thought your suction cup dildo was only good for sticking on the shower wall to fuck yourself. Boy were you wrong. It makes a perfect doorstop too. Now you won't wake up mom when fling the basement door open late at night.

22 Comments
  • otakuharakiri November 25, 2014

    Hillary Clinton has these for every door of her house.

    +2
  • chupamiverga November 25, 2014

    if adam used his dildo as a door stopper, you wouldn't be able to open the door.

    +12
  • realtalks November 25, 2014

    Which crazy shitters personal collection did this come from?

    +1
  • xizang November 25, 2014

    I've heard of real severed penises being used for doorstops, coat hooks, saddle horns, even a drinking fountain. Yup, those things are real multi-tools.

    +1
  • longhungwong November 25, 2014

    That must be the back door.

    +14
  • toreal November 25, 2014

    Must be Ouch's house?

    +5
  • renbo8586 November 25, 2014

    Cum Stopper 2014

    +2
  • whobe November 25, 2014

    You should see the one my sister-in-law uses to hold her hatch back open.

    +4
  • lobster November 25, 2014

    stopcock valve

    +2
  • potrostation November 25, 2014

    New spin on cock block.

    +6
  • atmydismay November 25, 2014

    So that's what they are for

    +2
  • fistermister November 25, 2014

    If I showed this to my wife all that would happen is she'll have a new posistion to try

    +4
  • fistermister November 25, 2014

    What the fuck was that? 'POSITION'

    +3
  • ouch November 25, 2014

    @toreal you'll never know, My house is for V.I.P's only.

    +9
  • mykejp November 25, 2014

    The typical Vatican door stopper.

    +4
  • truckingman November 25, 2014

    Hey, it doesn't damage the door.

    +1
  • goodster November 25, 2014

    "HARD WOOD" doors???

    +3
  • bobbabooey November 25, 2014

    Slut life hacks. You should see how she makes mashed potatoes.

    +4
  • jlm77 November 25, 2014

    another look into the life of Jays house

    +3
  • douchecanoe November 25, 2014

    @ouch... WOW

    +2
  • rockinron November 26, 2014

    dont let the door hit you in the ass!

    +1
  • nybadguy November 30, 2014

    Kids play ding dong ditch different these days.

    +0
 
Home Videos Pictures Categories Submit Login Register