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posted by Adam H. on 11/26/2014

Turn It Into A Claw

I'm guessing that's not getting sewed up back to normal. What do you think happened? Maybe a dumbass playing with fireworks? Or maybe it got caught in some kind of hand crushing machine. Look on the bright side, his hand is already lubed up for some good fapping.


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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
longhungwong
It’s going to be awkward learning how to wipe your ass with your left hand... does that technically make him an ackbar?
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posted on: 11-26-14 @ 1:35 PM

azzholee
fire up the grill
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posted on: 11-26-14 @ 1:47 PM

azzholee
it looks like a hand
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posted on: 11-26-14 @ 1:48 PM

rockinron
excuse me sir, but after cut that off would you mind if i use it to fap with?
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posted on: 11-26-14 @ 1:48 PM

ludenlasivius
Somebody needs some Handburger Helper
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posted on: 11-26-14 @ 1:49 PM

ludenlasivius
He is an Ackbar, LHW. He’s the Syrian National Hot Potato Championship runner-up. (They use grenades for that shit.)
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posted on: 11-26-14 @ 1:51 PM

whobe
When from fappin to flappin.
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posted on: 11-26-14 @ 1:58 PM

donunderstan
I may never eat lobster again.
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posted on: 11-26-14 @ 2:17 PM

goodster
That’s what you get for "cupping" one of Chuck Norises farts!
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posted on: 11-26-14 @ 2:39 PM

potrostation
That's some district 9 shit.
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posted on: 11-26-14 @ 2:42 PM

breakfastblunt
Damn and right before thanksgiving.. Who's going to stuff the turkey now?
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posted on: 11-26-14 @ 2:54 PM

johnhancock
Prostation aint lieing ... Some lobster shit right there
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posted on: 11-26-14 @ 3:24 PM

loulou
I hate to tell you this buddy but it looks like you’re going to need a few stitches.
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posted on: 11-26-14 @ 3:38 PM

boobles
Not the best manicure I’ve seen, have to be honest...
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posted on: 11-26-14 @ 4:05 PM

cellule
..then I realised I was’nt holding the chainsaw the right way..
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posted on: 11-26-14 @ 5:31 PM

picklehiesner
I hope you get the bionic arm and not the metal claw
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posted on: 11-26-14 @ 5:34 PM

dragonmut24
hoy shit its a pale ostrich.....oh wait thats a hand.... it was better as an ostrich
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posted on: 11-26-14 @ 5:51 PM

longhungwong
You can scratch off being a shadow puppeteer off his career list.
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posted on: 11-26-14 @ 6:28 PM

truckingman
Look like it got shoved into something that is what I think happened... ........., Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 11-26-14 @ 6:45 PM

darkmadness
Kinda looks like a claw from (Dr. Octopus)
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posted on: 11-26-14 @ 7:02 PM

makeyarise
Kind of reminds me of Audrey 2 from Little Shop of Horrors.
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posted on: 11-26-14 @ 10:25 PM

txdo_msk
Lobster Boy 2.0: The early years.
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posted on: 11-27-14 @ 12:42 AM

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