Turn It Into A Claw

I'm guessing that's not getting sewed up back to normal. What do you think happened? Maybe a dumbass playing with fireworks? Or maybe it got caught in some kind of hand crushing machine. Look on the bright side, his hand is already lubed up for some good fapping.

22 Comments
  • longhungwong November 26, 2014

    It's going to be awkward learning how to wipe your ass with your left hand... does that technically make him an ackbar?

    +2
  • azzholee November 26, 2014

    fire up the grill

    +1
  • azzholee November 26, 2014

    it looks like a hand

    +1
  • rockinron November 26, 2014

    excuse me sir, but after cut that off would you mind if i use it to fap with?

    -2
  • ludenlasivius November 26, 2014

    Somebody needs some Handburger Helper

    +2
  • ludenlasivius November 26, 2014

    He is an Ackbar, LHW. He's the Syrian National Hot Potato Championship runner-up. (They use grenades for that shit.)

    +6
  • whobe November 26, 2014

    When from fappin to flappin.

    +2
  • donunderstan November 26, 2014

    I may never eat lobster again.

    +2
  • goodster November 26, 2014

    That's what you get for "cupping" one of Chuck Norises farts!

    +4
  • potrostation November 26, 2014

    That's some district 9 shit.

    +3
  • breakfastblunt November 26, 2014

    Damn and right before thanksgiving.. Who's going to stuff the turkey now?

    +1
  • johnhancock November 26, 2014

    Prostation aint lieing ... Some lobster shit right there

    +1
  • loulou November 26, 2014

    I hate to tell you this buddy but it looks like you're going to need a few stitches.

    +1
  • boobles November 26, 2014

    Not the best manicure I've seen, have to be honest...

    +1
  • cellule November 26, 2014

    ..then I realised I was'nt holding the chainsaw the right way..

    +3
  • picklehiesner November 26, 2014

    I hope you get the bionic arm and not the metal claw

    +2
  • dragonmut24 November 26, 2014

    hoy shit its a pale ostrich.....oh wait thats a hand.... it was better as an ostrich

    +2
  • longhungwong November 26, 2014

    You can scratch off being a shadow puppeteer off his career list.

    +3
  • truckingman November 26, 2014

    Look like it got shoved into something that is what I think happened...

    ........., Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • darkmadness November 26, 2014

    Kinda looks like a claw from (Dr. Octopus)

    +1
  • makeyarise November 26, 2014

    Kind of reminds me of Audrey 2 from Little Shop of Horrors.

    +2
  • txdo_msk November 27, 2014

    Lobster Boy 2.0: The early years.

    +1
 
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