Damn. I'm guessing that murder was personal. Most people probably wouldn't slash the fuck out of someone like that unless they really despised that motherfucker. And really? Cutting his feet off too? That's fucked.
We're slashing prices at Super Cuts!
This is what happens when you turn a butcher loose in a barber shop.
Worst tip I've ever seen.
foot lose and fancy free
Those 5-bladed razors are too dangerous.
Last time he'll fuck up somebody's haircut... whoever did this was a little off the top.
Were the wounds serious? Is he okay now?
Face it dude, ur foot is fucked!
I guess he never had time to fire that barber!
Mexican Drug Cartels use the MF" Machetes. So DON'T FUCK WITH THEM!!!!
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
Don't panic sir. We will just take a little off the top! You can have full trust in our ability..
Shave and a hair cut..two bits...
just enough wound pussy to get me thru the day!