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posted by Adam H. on 11/30/2014

Hold The Mustard

Don't be the first to pass out drunk. That's a pretty universal rule, I believe. At least the only dick and balls he got on him is ketchup and not his buddy's dick on his face. He must not be in a fraternity.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
rockinron
he better hope the sun don’t come out.
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posted on: 11-30-14 @ 2:47 PM

bobbabooey
Whoever jerked off on him needs to see a urologist.
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posted on: 11-30-14 @ 2:58 PM

potrostation
He has to thank his friends for drawing his dick twice as big as accusal size.
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posted on: 11-30-14 @ 3:12 PM

makeyarise
And these are the days of our drunkard lives..
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posted on: 11-30-14 @ 3:26 PM

longhungwong
Don’t even ask where they put the mayo on that weiner kid.
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posted on: 11-30-14 @ 3:35 PM

sexwithyourmom
Piss on his face
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posted on: 11-30-14 @ 6:14 PM

truckingman
Never pass out in front your bros, BIOTCH.... LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 11-30-14 @ 8:59 PM

truckingman
At least he can wash that Shit off...
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posted on: 11-30-14 @ 9:01 PM

dullfeathers
I hope they used Hunts not Heinz....that would be such a waste.
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posted on: 11-30-14 @ 10:27 PM

handsomedevil
ironically, he’s not nearly as fag as longhungwong. suckers play "catch up."
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posted on: 12-01-14 @ 8:42 AM

bobbabooey
I’m just glad they were able to get all that ketchup off before the funeral
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posted on: 12-03-14 @ 6:06 PM

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